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Re: Horse Laughs

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:35 am

Image Did anyone laugh when you fell on the ice?

Image No, but the ice made some nasty cracks.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 24, 2017 8:24 am

Image What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?

Image A Holly Davidson.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:44 am

Image Will you please open the piano?

Image I can't...they keys are inside!
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Good :good:

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:28 am

:vogue: When I sing, ponies clap thier hooves.

:-/ Yes, over thier ears.
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rude

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:55 am

Image Where do you learn to make banana splits?

Image At sundae school.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:28 am

Image Did you hear about the poker playing robot?

Image He threw his hand in.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:29 am

Image What fruit is never lonely?

:eeyup: Pears.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:57 am

Image What's a Changeling's favorite TV show?

Image Saturday Night Hive.
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Post by Auxiliatrix (?) » Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:13 pm

:-/ When I said I wanted to visit the main location, I didn't mean the salon.

(I tried. :flutterunsmith: )
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:20 am

:allears: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Image Nothing, it was on the house!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:30 am

Image What did one retired sailor say to the other retired sailor?

Image Long time no sea!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:51 am

Image Doctor, I feel like a bell.

Image Take these pills, and if you don't feel better give me a ring.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:28 am

Image What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?

Image Okay everyone, sack time!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:29 am

Image I just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:56 am

:ponder: What cake flies through the air and comes back again?

:party: A boomeringue.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:08 am

:vogue: Will you join me in a cup of tea?

:bluh: I don't think there's enough room in there for both of us.
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Daikatuna wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:54 am
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:30 am

Image The opening is for a garbage collector. Do you have any experience?

Image No, but I'll pick it up as I go along.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:32 am

Image What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?


Image He got 25 days.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:45 am

Image I have a parcel here, but the name on it is obliterated.

Image It can't be for me - my name is Rainbow Dash.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:41 am

:vogue: I've changed my mind.

:bluh: Does the new one work any better?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:00 am

Image Waiter, there's a twig in my soup.

Image I'll call the branch manager.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:25 am

:unenthused: A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is now stable.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:29 am

Image Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

Image Well, pull yourself together.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:49 am

Image The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates.
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Image This is wrong on so many levels.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:33 am

Image You should pay your taxes with a smile.

Image I'd like to, but they insist on cash.
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Daikatuna wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:48 am
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That'll still be 4,000 schmeckles.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:25 am

Image What did the elf get when he crossed a bell with a skunk?

Image Jingle smells.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:29 am

Image What did the sock puppet say to the sock?

Image Looks like you could use a hand.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:15 am

Image Somepony stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
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