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Do you know why I never trust stairs? Because they are always up to something.
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What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.
Flood lights.
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Where did Luke Skywalker get his bionic hand?
The second hand store.
The second hand store.
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Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
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What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?
Timber.
Timber.
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How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
They raise the roof.
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She was an unrepentant whisky-maker but he loved her still.
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What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila mockingbird.
Tequila mockingbird.
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What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
They cell it.
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An artist with the military kept drawing enemy fire.
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What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.
Take it or leaf it.
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Have you heard of the pregnant bed bug?
She’s going to have her baby in the spring.
She’s going to have her baby in the spring.
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Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.
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A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
You always know how to make everything butter.
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Maud, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut.
No, I got them all cut.
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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
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Why do people get jealous when they date a library book?
Someone else is always checking them out.
Someone else is always checking them out.
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What do ghosts do to avoid getting hurt in car crashes?
They buckle their sheet belts.
They buckle their sheet belts.
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Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?
Because it’s going to Pikachu!
Because it’s going to Pikachu!
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When the drug dealers got divorced, they agreed to joint custody.
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How do pony ships communicate out at sea?
Horse code.
Horse code.
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
A tuba toothpaste.
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Did you hear about the new novel where Big Brother spies on Flurry Heart?
It's called Nineteen Baby-Four
It's called Nineteen Baby-Four
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In a lesser known sequel by Jack London, Buck joins a pack of vegetarian wolves. It's called 'Kale of the Wild.'
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Why were the eggs running so fast?
They were afraid of being beaten!
They were afraid of being beaten!
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What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Rip-it.
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In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.
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Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.
She’s definitely plotting something.
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Why are some magazines so sad?
They have too many issues.
They have too many issues.
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Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
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Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.
They put the petal to the metal.
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