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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 26, 2018 8:55 am

Image Why did the cookie cry?

Image Because his mother was a wafer so long.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 27, 2018 9:03 am

Image Why do zombies go to Subway?

:starity: Because they like to Eat Flesh.
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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by theGECK (?) » Fri Jul 27, 2018 10:02 am

:good: What did the buffalo say to his child before leaving for work?

:scootatrue: Bison!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:34 am

Image What do you call a scary female horse?

Image A nightmare.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:42 am

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Image Why was Sunday mass canceled? Nun showed up.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 31, 2018 8:48 am

Image I just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
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Post by West Filly (?) » Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:09 pm

I rode my bike for 15 miles and burned about 7000 calories

in the engine
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 01, 2018 8:31 am

:unenthused: The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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Post by Octavia (?) » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:04 pm

:eyebrow: How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
:fluttersmirk: Two
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:unenthused: The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
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:eyebrow: How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
:fluttersmirk: Two
:sweetielarm: :fluttershock: :eep: :cutealoo: :offendash: :headshake:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 02, 2018 7:59 am

Image I want to win 10 million in the lottery, just like my dad did!

Image Your dad won 10 million in the lottery?

Image No, but he always wanted to.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 03, 2018 8:45 am

Image Where does the sun hide at night?

Image Just keep looking for it, it’ll dawn on you soon!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 04, 2018 8:56 am

Image Where do TVs go for vacation?

Image Where?

Image Remote islands.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:12 am

Image What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

:bluh: A tale of WHOA!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:25 am

Image Why did the artist get into an argument with the curator at the art gallery?

Image He wasn't in the right frame of mind.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 07, 2018 6:16 am

Image You know what really bugs me? Flea markets.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:42 am

Image Due to the cabbage crop failure it was really hard to get ahead!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 09, 2018 8:30 am

Image Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

Image Only if you aim it well enough.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 10, 2018 8:36 am

Image What does an aardvark like on its pizza?

Image Ant-chovies.
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Image What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Image Supplies!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 12, 2018 8:34 am

Image What did Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?

Image Put it on my bill.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 13, 2018 8:26 am

Image What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

:snobtavia: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:17 am

:ponder: Why doesn’t Batman like going on nature walks?

Image He might run into poison ivy.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 15, 2018 8:31 am

Image How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

:unenthused: None. It's a hardware problem.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 16, 2018 8:21 am

Image Never take a nail to a bar. They tend to get hammered.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:58 am

Image Why did the pony put a clock under her desk?

:bluh: She wanted to work over time.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:28 am

Image How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?

Image You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 19, 2018 8:47 am

:maud: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

Image Because it was over 90 degrees.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Aug 20, 2018 8:22 am

Image What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?

Image Dead Siri-ous.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 21, 2018 8:32 am

Image What was the biologist wearing on his first date?

Image Designer genes.
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:17 am

Holy heck. :hilarious: :good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:37 am

Image I took my new girlfriend out on our first date to the ice rink. Entry was half price. She called me a cheap skate.
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