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Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 31, 2017 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
What do ghosts play in the school band?
Haunting melodies.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the artist take a sketch pad to bed with her?
So she could draw the curtains.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:29 am
by Dong Strongly
what did the grape say to the vine
nothing, grapes don’t talk
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Where is the English Channel?
I don't think we get it on our TV.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 2:31 pm
by Gloomy Rube
I'll go ahead and repost one of my faves from the old thread:
Early in the evening, Luna and Celestia were sitting in their thrones, working on various administrative tasks. While Luna was concentrating on a particularly complicated bit of Equestrian Law, a portrait of her, that was recently hung over her throne, came loose, falling and hitting her on the head.
Celestia looked up, smiled, and commented: "A striking likeness."
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:23 pm
by PonyHag714
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:26 am
by PonyHag714
One tectonic plate bumped into another and said "Sorry, my fault."
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:00 am
by PonyHag714
A pet store had a bird contest. No perches necessary.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 11:17 am
by Octavia
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Sun Nov 05, 2017 8:00 am
A pet store had a
bird fish contest. No perches necessary.
Alternate version
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:36 pm
by Gloomy Rube
that's a good double pun, good job ponyhag and octavia on that tag team effort
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:49 pm
by Daikatuna
a good thread
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:57 pm
by Gloomy Rube
Daikatuna wrote: ↑Sun Nov 05, 2017 1:49 pm
a
thread
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 05, 2017 2:05 pm
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 06, 2017 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
Doctor, I have lettuce sticking out of my ear.
That may be just the tip of the iceberg.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
Besides wood, can you name a poor conductor?
The music teacher.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:31 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2017 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Nurse, I think I'm shrinking.
Go see the doctor, and be a little patient.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:59 am
by PonyHag714
What do school cheese and the cafeteria chef's nose have in common?
They both smell and they're both runny.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:37 am
by PonyHag714
I wrote a tune about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap song.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 8:38 am
by PonyHag714
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2017 2:45 pm
by Gloomy Rube
I'm just going to post here about the back of my cinnamon toast crunch box
it says "What do cows read with breakfast" and then there's a bunch of jumbled words that you have to put together to solve it
I'm not going to do that though, because I know the answer will be "A moospaper"
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
One mousetrap, please, and hurry. I have to catch a bus.
I'm sorry, but our mousetraps aren't that big.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 8:36 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
This butter is so strong it could walk around the table and say hello to the coffee.
If it did, the coffee would be too weak to talk back.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 9:57 pm
by Octavia
Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Spike, have you filled the salt shakers?
Not yet...it's hard pushing the salt through these little holes!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2017 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?
No, but I've seen them kill mice.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
When is it easy to read a book in the woods?
When autumn turns the leaves.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 9:55 am
by Octavia
Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To work on his pecks
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:01 am
by PonyHag714
Did you hear about Tony The Tiger's murder?
Police suspect a cereal killer.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 8:26 am
by PonyHag714
I know somepony who plays the piano by ear.
I know somepony who fiddles with his beard.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:54 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:32 am
by PonyHag714
If there are two flies in the kitchen, which one is the cowboy?
The one on the range.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2017 3:35 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Why are clouds like people riding horses?
Because they hold the reins.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:50 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:32 am
by SlateSlabrock
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks.