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Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:10 am
How did the pig with laryngitis feel?
Dis-gruntled. How did the pig with laryngitis feel? Dis-gruntled.Page 26 of 34
How did the pig with laryngitis feel? Dis-gruntled.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:50 am
The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:06 am
Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:01 am
Where do ghosts learn to become pilots?
At fright school.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:46 am
What did the first plate say to the second plate? 
Dinner's on me.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:08 am
Where do Russians send bad ghosts?
To the ghoulag.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:03 am
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:37 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:17 am
Why did the vampire join the police force?
So he could learn how to get a stake out.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:55 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:11 am
hah
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Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:53 am
What do geese take for their allegies?
Anti-hissssss-tamines.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:04 am
What do you call wood when it’s scared?
Petrified.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:30 am
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:53 am
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? It was on a roll.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:02 am
How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?
He was hooked on trees his whole life.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:45 am
How do you like your eggs?
I don’t know, I haven’t gotten them yet!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:10 am
Why did the elf win the argument about his ears?
He had some good points.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:53 am
What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark? Flood lights.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:55 am
Did you hear they made an entire book about Teflon? It has no frictional characters.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:59 am
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Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:22 am
Why did the pig take a bath?
Because the farmer said, “Hogwash”.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:08 am
You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on board is married.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:28 am
Before my surgery my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
It was an ether/oar situation.
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Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:32 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:08 am
What kind of linens do gingerbread men put on their beds?
Cookie sheets.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:52 pm
Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?
Too many tellers.
Too many tellers.
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Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:07 pm
hah
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Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:55 am
What did one ear of corn say to the other?
“You’re getting a little husky.”Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:51 am
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:52 am
Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab? Because he’s always a little short.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:04 am
Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
He was keeping an eye on the mouse!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:06 am
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Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:00 am
Why did God create Yogi Bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:46 am
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw their Christmas tree? It looks okay, but you could spruce it up a bit.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:55 am
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:42 am
What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels, because they are always tired.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:55 am
Why did the elf win the argument about his ears? He had some good points.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:35 am
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 7:20 am
How can you tell if a toilet is sick?
It looks flushed.