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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2019 8:10 am
by PonyHag714

How did the pig with laryngitis feel?

Dis-gruntled.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:50 am
by PonyHag714

The book of incantations was useless. The author had failed to run a spell check.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:06 am
by PonyHag714

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:01 am
by PonyHag714

Where do ghosts learn to become pilots?

At fright school.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:46 am
by PonyHag714

What did the first plate say to the second plate?

Dinner's on me.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:08 am
by PonyHag714

Where do Russians send bad ghosts?

To the ghoulag.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:03 am
by PonyHag714

What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?

Spare ribs.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:37 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:17 am
by PonyHag714

Why did the vampire join the police force?

So he could learn how to get a stake out.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 8:55 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:11 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:53 am
by PonyHag714

What do geese take for their allegies?

Anti-hissssss-tamines.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:04 am
by PonyHag714

What do you call wood when it’s scared?

Petrified.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 7:30 am
by PonyHag714

What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?

Squash.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 02, 2019 7:53 am
by PonyHag714

Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?

It was on a roll.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 03, 2019 8:02 am
by PonyHag714

How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?

He was hooked on trees his whole life.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2019 7:45 am
by PonyHag714

How do you like your eggs?

I don’t know, I haven’t gotten them yet!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2019 8:10 am
by PonyHag714

Why did the elf win the argument about his ears?

He had some good points.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 7:53 am
by PonyHag714

What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?

Flood lights.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:55 am
by PonyHag714

Did you hear they made an entire book about Teflon?

It has no frictional characters.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:59 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:22 am
by PonyHag714

Why did the pig take a bath?

Because the farmer said, “Hogwash”.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:08 am
by PonyHag714

You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Everyone on board is married.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:28 am
by Mechanical Ape
Before my surgery my anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 09, 2019 9:32 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:08 am
by PonyHag714

What kind of linens do gingerbread men put on their beds?

Cookie sheets.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 3:52 pm
by Gloomy Rube
Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?
Too many tellers.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 10, 2019 4:07 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:55 am
by PonyHag714

What did one ear of corn say to the other?

“You’re getting a little husky.”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:51 am
by PonyHag714

Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?

The Supreme Quart.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 6:52 am
by PonyHag714

Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?

Because he’s always a little short.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:04 am
by PonyHag714

Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

He was keeping an eye on the mouse!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 14, 2019 8:06 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:00 am
by PonyHag714

Why did God create Yogi Bear?

Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 16, 2019 7:46 am
by PonyHag714

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw their Christmas tree?

It looks okay, but you could spruce it up a bit.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:55 am
by PonyHag714

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2019 7:42 am
by PonyHag714

What part of the car is the laziest?

The wheels, because they are always tired.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 19, 2019 7:55 am
by PonyHag714

Why did the elf win the argument about his ears?

He had some good points.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2019 7:35 am
by PonyHag714

How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Nothing. It was on the house!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 21, 2019 7:20 am
by PonyHag714

How can you tell if a toilet is sick?

It looks flushed.