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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:23 am

Image Did you hear about the book who fell in love with another book?

Image It was bound to happen.
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:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:42 am

Image What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?

Image Limp Bizkit.
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:46 am

Holy crud how did I miss so much :hilarious:
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:47 am

oh my god, this last one
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:56 am

RIGHT?!?! :plonk:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:08 am

Image I’d like to give a shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the street.
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haha
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:06 am

Image Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?

Image Because it was a bird of pray.
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ha
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:32 am

:speakest: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!

Image Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:11 am

:flutterdear: Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?

Image Pier pressure.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:28 am

Image Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Image Why? Is it broken?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:23 am

Image What does Rudolph do when Santa drives too fast?

Image Hold on for deer life.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 30, 2019 7:58 am

Image What did Celestia say to Santa Claus right before Christmas?

Image "Your presents is requested."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:29 am

Image What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?

Image ‘Tis the season to be jelly!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:39 am

Image What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls in a fireplace?

Image Krisp Kringle.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:04 am

Image What did one Christmas tree bulb say to the other?

Image I'm working off and on this Christmas.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:38 am

Image What did the doctor say when he checked in on Jesus in the manger?

Image He’s in stable condition.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:10 am

Image Why did the police officer set the ghost free?

Image He couldn’t pin anything on him.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:31 am

Image Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?

Image He no longer believed in himself.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:36 am

hah
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 07, 2019 7:44 am

Image How do you know Santa is in charge at the North Pole?

Image He has the final sleigh.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:07 am

Image What do you call a horse that lives next door?

Image Your neigh-bor!
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:good:
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Post by Madeline (?) » Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:24 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:07 am
Image What do you call a horse that lives next door?

Image Your neigh-bor!
DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:10 am
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:13 am

Image How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Image Nothing - it was on the house!
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PonyHag714 wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:10 am
Image Why did the police officer set the ghost free?

Image He couldn’t pin anything on him.
:ghost:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:53 am

Image Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?

Image It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:05 am

Image Children who don’t learn to tie their shoes properly are bound to wind up on the knotty list.
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haha
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:44 am

Image Why are barns so noisy?

Image Because all the cows have horns.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:25 am

Image People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning.

Image No, I say. I just bring him some coffee.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 14, 2019 8:22 am

Image Did you get a haircut?

:maud: No, I got them all cut.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 15, 2019 7:48 am

Image I know that I have never seen a humming bird but I certainly did see a spelling bee.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:22 am

Image I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:23 am

haha
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 17, 2019 7:23 am

Image As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but she’d herd them all.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:16 am

My buddy David lost his ID. Now we have to call him Dav.
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