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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:23 am

Image Did you hear about the book who fell in love with another book?

Image It was bound to happen.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:42 am

Image What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?

Image Limp Bizkit.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:46 am

Holy crud how did I miss so much :hilarious:
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:47 am

oh my god, this last one
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:56 am

RIGHT?!?! :plonk:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:08 am

Image I’d like to give a shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the street.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:18 am

haha
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:06 am

Image Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?

Image Because it was a bird of pray.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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ha
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:32 am

:speakest: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!

Image Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:11 am

:flutterdear: Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:28 am

Image Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Image Why? Is it broken?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:23 am

Image What does Rudolph do when Santa drives too fast?

Image Hold on for deer life.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 30, 2019 7:58 am

Image What did Celestia say to Santa Claus right before Christmas?

Image "Your presents is requested."
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:29 am

Image What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?

Image ‘Tis the season to be jelly!
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:39 am

Image What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls in a fireplace?

Image Krisp Kringle.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:04 am

Image What did one Christmas tree bulb say to the other?

Image I'm working off and on this Christmas.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:38 am

Image What did the doctor say when he checked in on Jesus in the manger?

Image He’s in stable condition.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:10 am

Image Why did the police officer set the ghost free?

Image He couldn’t pin anything on him.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:31 am

Image Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?

Image He no longer believed in himself.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:36 am

hah
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 07, 2019 7:44 am

Image How do you know Santa is in charge at the North Pole?

Image He has the final sleigh.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:07 am

Image What do you call a horse that lives next door?

Image Your neigh-bor!
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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:good:
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Post by Madeline (?) » Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:24 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:07 am
Image What do you call a horse that lives next door?

Image Your neigh-bor!
DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:10 am
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:13 am

Image How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Image Nothing - it was on the house!
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:55 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:10 am
Image Why did the police officer set the ghost free?

Image He couldn’t pin anything on him.
:ghost:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:53 am

Image Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?

Image It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:05 am

Image Children who don’t learn to tie their shoes properly are bound to wind up on the knotty list.
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haha
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:44 am

Image Why are barns so noisy?

Image Because all the cows have horns.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:25 am

Image People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning.

Image No, I say. I just bring him some coffee.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Dec 14, 2019 8:22 am

Image Did you get a haircut?

:maud: No, I got them all cut.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Dec 15, 2019 7:48 am

Image I know that I have never seen a humming bird but I certainly did see a spelling bee.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:22 am

Image I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:23 am

haha
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Dec 17, 2019 7:23 am

Image As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but she’d herd them all.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:16 am

My buddy David lost his ID. Now we have to call him Dav.
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