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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:23 am
by PonyHag714
Did you hear about the book who fell in love with another book?
It was bound to happen.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:29 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:42 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
Limp Bizkit.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:46 am
by ToastGhost
Holy crud how did I miss so much
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:47 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
oh my god, this last one
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:56 am
by ToastGhost
RIGHT?!?!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:08 am
by PonyHag714
I’d like to give a shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the street.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:18 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:06 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?
Because it was a bird of pray.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:56 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
ha
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:32 am
by PonyHag714
I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:11 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:28 am
by PonyHag714
Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Why? Is it broken?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:23 am
by PonyHag714
What does Rudolph do when Santa drives too fast?
Hold on for deer life.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 7:58 am
by PonyHag714
What did Celestia say to Santa Claus right before Christmas?
"Your presents is requested."
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
‘Tis the season to be jelly!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:39 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls in a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:04 am
by PonyHag714
What did one Christmas tree bulb say to the other?
I'm working off and on this Christmas.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:38 am
by PonyHag714
What did the doctor say when he checked in on Jesus in the manger?
He’s in stable condition.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:10 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the police officer set the ghost free?
He couldn’t pin anything on him.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:31 am
by PonyHag714
Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?
He no longer believed in himself.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:36 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 7:44 am
by PonyHag714
How do you know Santa is in charge at the North Pole?
He has the final sleigh.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:07 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:10 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:24 am
by Madeline
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:07 am
What do you call a horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:13 am
by PonyHag714
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing - it was on the house!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:55 am
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:10 am
Why did the police officer set the ghost free?
He couldn’t pin anything on him.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:53 am
by PonyHag714
Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:09 am
by Madeline
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:05 am
by PonyHag714
Children who don’t learn to tie their shoes properly are bound to wind up on the knotty list.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:13 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:44 am
by PonyHag714
Why are barns so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning.
No, I say. I just bring him some coffee.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 8:22 am
by PonyHag714
Did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2019 7:48 am
by PonyHag714
I know that I have never seen a humming bird but I certainly did see a spelling bee.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:22 am
by PonyHag714
I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:23 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 7:23 am
by PonyHag714
As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but she’d herd them all.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:16 am
by Mechanical Ape
My buddy David lost his ID. Now we have to call him Dav.