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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:23 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you hear about the book who fell in love with another book?

Image It was bound to happen.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:29 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:42 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?

Image Limp Bizkit.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:46 am
by ToastGhost
Holy crud how did I miss so much :hilarious:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:47 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
oh my god, this last one

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2019 7:56 am
by ToastGhost
RIGHT?!?! :plonk:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 8:08 am
by PonyHag714
Image I’d like to give a shout out to the sidewalks for keeping me off the street.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2019 11:18 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 8:06 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?

Image Because it was a bird of pray.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:56 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
ha

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Nov 26, 2019 6:32 am
by PonyHag714
:speakest: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!

Image Why, is it driving a wedge between us?

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Nov 27, 2019 8:11 am
by PonyHag714
:flutterdear: Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?

Image Pier pressure.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Nov 28, 2019 7:28 am
by PonyHag714
Image Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.

Image Why? Is it broken?

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:23 am
by PonyHag714
Image What does Rudolph do when Santa drives too fast?

Image Hold on for deer life.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2019 7:58 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did Celestia say to Santa Claus right before Christmas?

Image "Your presents is requested."

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2019 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?

Image ‘Tis the season to be jelly!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:39 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call Santa when he accidentally falls in a fireplace?

Image Krisp Kringle.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:04 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did one Christmas tree bulb say to the other?

Image I'm working off and on this Christmas.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2019 7:38 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the doctor say when he checked in on Jesus in the manger?

Image He’s in stable condition.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:10 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the police officer set the ghost free?

Image He couldn’t pin anything on him.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?

Image He no longer believed in himself.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:36 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2019 7:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image How do you know Santa is in charge at the North Pole?

Image He has the final sleigh.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:07 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call a horse that lives next door?

Image Your neigh-bor!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:10 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:24 am
by Madeline
PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:07 am
Image What do you call a horse that lives next door?

Image Your neigh-bor!
DaikatunaRevengeance wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 8:10 am
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:13 am
by PonyHag714
Image How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Image Nothing - it was on the house!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:55 am
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:10 am
Image Why did the police officer set the ghost free?

Image He couldn’t pin anything on him.
:ghost:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 6:53 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?

Image It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2019 8:09 am
by Madeline
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:05 am
by PonyHag714
Image Children who don’t learn to tie their shoes properly are bound to wind up on the knotty list.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2019 7:13 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 7:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why are barns so noisy?

Image Because all the cows have horns.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2019 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning.

Image No, I say. I just bring him some coffee.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2019 8:22 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you get a haircut?

:maud: No, I got them all cut.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2019 7:48 am
by PonyHag714
Image I know that I have never seen a humming bird but I certainly did see a spelling bee.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:22 am
by PonyHag714
Image I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Dec 16, 2019 7:23 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 7:23 am
by PonyHag714
Image As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep. I’d tell them to my dog but she’d herd them all.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 12:16 am
by Mechanical Ape
My buddy David lost his ID. Now we have to call him Dav.