Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:19 am

When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?

After the banana chips in.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:21 am

I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:00 am

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don’t know and I don’t care.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:26 am

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 18, 2020 8:04 am

What did one piece of rope say to the other before going into battle?

Shall we join the fray?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:40 am

Shopping for feather pillows brings me down.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:24 am

My music history professor said that Sisyphus invented rock and roll.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:21 am

I was listening to some inspirational CDs in the car. They kept telling me to go the extra mile. So I did, and I got lost.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:57 am

What do you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:11 am

Why do candles love birthdays so much?

They just wanna get lit!

Gloomy Rube · Post by **Gloomy Rube** (?) » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:12 am

whew, things are back to normal, reality won't come unraveled

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:53 am

Why should you read while you sunbathe?

It’ll make you well red.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:54 am

What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?

One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:49 am

We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:38 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:20 am

What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?

He got a hot-diggity-dog.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:17 am

Are dogs good at science?

Well, labs are.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:34 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:24 am

What did the caffeine addict name his cats?

Cream and Sugar.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:31 am

What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?

I asked for coffee.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:41 am

diribigal · Post by **diribigal** (?) » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:50 am

It's funny because it implies that Sweetie Belle didn't ask for her own opinion.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:02 am

Why did the teenage fish get in trouble in class?

Because he was talking on his shell phone.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:26 am

I'm nobody's fool.

Maybe you can get someone to adopt you!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:22 am

I have a fear of speed bumps...but I am slowly getting over it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:11 am

I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:53 am

What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?

Looking a little pail there.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:46 am

A gang of beavers roamed Main Street last night, cutting down several trees. Police are stumped.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:14 am

After eating a half dozen donuts, the customer developed a glazed look on his face.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:44 am

Midas took very good care of his pet deer. He had a hart of gold.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:28 am

I used my skeleton key to get into the haunted house.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:31 am

What do you call a dog with a surround system?

A sub-woofer.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:57 am

What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?

Holy guacamole.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:43 am

What did the farmer name his funniest cow?

The Laughing Stock.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:17 am

Why are you always warmest on your birthday?

People won’t stop toasting you!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:56 am

Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?

Because he’s always a little short.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:00 am

Have you got a dollar bill?

No, but I have forequarters.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:25 am

What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at the dance?

Looking sharp!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:36 am

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

Fire.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:14 am

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All the people on the boat are married.