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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:19 am

Image When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?

Image After the banana chips in.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:21 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:00 am

Image What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

:maud: I don’t know and I don’t care.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:26 am

Image What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

Image R2 detour.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 18, 2020 8:04 am

Image What did one piece of rope say to the other before going into battle?

Image Shall we join the fray?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:40 am

Image Shopping for feather pillows brings me down.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:24 am

Image My music history professor said that Sisyphus invented rock and roll.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:21 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:57 am

Image What do you call two banana skins?

Image A pair of slippers!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:11 am

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Image They just wanna get lit!
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Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:12 am

whew, things are back to normal, reality won't come unraveled
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:53 am

Image Why should you read while you sunbathe?

:unenthused: It’ll make you well red.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:54 am

Image What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?

Image One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:49 am

Image We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:38 pm

:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:20 am

Image What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?

Image He got a hot-diggity-dog.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:17 am

Image Are dogs good at science?

Image Well, labs are.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:34 am

hah
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;) ❤️ :twasnothin: ❤️ :fancyhat:

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:24 am

Image What did the caffeine addict name his cats?

Image Cream and Sugar.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:31 am

Image What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?

Image I asked for coffee.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:41 am

haha
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Post by diribigal (?) » Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:50 am

It's funny because it implies that Sweetie Belle didn't ask for her own opinion.
ImageImageImage Very math.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:02 am

Image Why did the teenage fish get in trouble in class?

Image Because he was talking on his shell phone.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:26 am

Image I'm nobody's fool.

Image Maybe you can get someone to adopt you!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:22 am

Image I have a fear of speed bumps...but I am slowly getting over it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:11 am

Image I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:53 am

Image What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?

Image Looking a little pail there.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:46 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:14 am

Image After eating a half dozen donuts, the customer developed a glazed look on his face.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:44 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:31 am

Image What do you call a dog with a surround system?

Image A sub-woofer.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:57 am

Image What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?

Image Holy guacamole.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:43 am

Image What did the farmer name his funniest cow?

Image The Laughing Stock.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:17 am

Image Why are you always warmest on your birthday?

Image People won’t stop toasting you!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:56 am

Image Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?

Image Because he’s always a little short.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:00 am

Image Have you got a dollar bill?

Image No, but I have forequarters.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:25 am

Image What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at the dance?

Image Looking sharp!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:36 am

Image I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

Image Fire.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:14 am

Image You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Image All the people on the boat are married.
Image There isn't a punishment worthy of all you've done!

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