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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?
After the banana chips in.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:00 am
by PonyHag714
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:26 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 8:04 am
by PonyHag714
What did one piece of rope say to the other before going into battle?
Shall we join the fray?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:40 am
by PonyHag714
Shopping for feather pillows brings me down.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:24 am
by PonyHag714
My music history professor said that Sisyphus invented rock and roll.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
I was listening to some inspirational CDs in the car. They kept telling me to go the extra mile. So I did, and I got lost.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:57 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:11 am
by PonyHag714
Why do candles love birthdays so much?
They just wanna get lit!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:12 am
by Gloomy Rube
whew, things are back to normal, reality won't come unraveled
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:53 am
by PonyHag714
Why should you read while you sunbathe?
It’ll make you well red.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:54 am
by PonyHag714
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?
One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:49 am
by PonyHag714
We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:38 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:20 am
by PonyHag714
What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
He got a hot-diggity-dog.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:17 am
by PonyHag714
Are dogs good at science?
Well, labs are.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:34 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:24 am
by PonyHag714
What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
Cream and Sugar.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:31 am
by PonyHag714
What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?
I asked for coffee.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:41 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:50 am
by diribigal
It's funny because it implies that Sweetie Belle didn't ask for her own opinion.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:02 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the teenage fish get in trouble in class?
Because he was talking on his shell phone.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:26 am
by PonyHag714
I'm nobody's fool.
Maybe you can get someone to adopt you!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:22 am
by PonyHag714
I have a fear of speed bumps...but I am slowly getting over it.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:11 am
by PonyHag714
I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:53 am
by PonyHag714
What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?
Looking a little pail there.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:46 am
by PonyHag714
A gang of beavers roamed Main Street last night, cutting down several trees. Police are stumped.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:14 am
by PonyHag714
After eating a half dozen donuts, the customer developed a glazed look on his face.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:44 am
by PonyHag714
Midas took very good care of his pet deer. He had a hart of gold.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:28 am
by PonyHag714
I used my skeleton key to get into the haunted house.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:31 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call a dog with a surround system?
A sub-woofer.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:57 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:43 am
by PonyHag714
What did the farmer name his funniest cow?
The Laughing Stock.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:17 am
by PonyHag714
Why are you always warmest on your birthday?
People won’t stop toasting you!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:56 am
by PonyHag714
Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?
Because he’s always a little short.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:00 am
by PonyHag714
Have you got a dollar bill?
No, but I have forequarters.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:25 am
by PonyHag714
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at the dance?
Looking sharp!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:14 am
by PonyHag714
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All the people on the boat are married.