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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2020 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
Image When will the trail mix have enough money to buy a map?

Image After the banana chips in.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
Image I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2020 8:00 am
by PonyHag714
Image What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

:maud: I don’t know and I don’t care.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jan 17, 2020 7:26 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

Image R2 detour.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 8:04 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did one piece of rope say to the other before going into battle?

Image Shall we join the fray?

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 8:40 am
by PonyHag714
Image Shopping for feather pillows brings me down.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:24 am
by PonyHag714
Image My music history professor said that Sisyphus invented rock and roll.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
Image I was listening to some inspirational CDs in the car. They kept telling me to go the extra mile. So I did, and I got lost.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 7:57 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call two banana skins?

Image A pair of slippers!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:11 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why do candles love birthdays so much?

Image They just wanna get lit!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:12 am
by Gloomy Rube
whew, things are back to normal, reality won't come unraveled

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:53 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why should you read while you sunbathe?

:unenthused: It’ll make you well red.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2020 7:54 am
by PonyHag714
Image What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?

Image One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:49 am
by PonyHag714
Image We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:38 pm
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2020 8:20 am
by PonyHag714
Image What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?

Image He got a hot-diggity-dog.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:17 am
by PonyHag714
Image Are dogs good at science?

Image Well, labs are.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:34 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2020 8:24 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the caffeine addict name his cats?

Image Cream and Sugar.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?

Image I asked for coffee.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:41 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:50 am
by diribigal
It's funny because it implies that Sweetie Belle didn't ask for her own opinion.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 8:02 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the teenage fish get in trouble in class?

Image Because he was talking on his shell phone.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:26 am
by PonyHag714
Image I'm nobody's fool.

Image Maybe you can get someone to adopt you!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2020 7:22 am
by PonyHag714
Image I have a fear of speed bumps...but I am slowly getting over it.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:11 am
by PonyHag714
Image I’ve decided to marry a pencil. I can’t wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:53 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the big bucket say to the smaller one?

Image Looking a little pail there.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:46 am
by PonyHag714
Image A gang of beavers roamed Main Street last night, cutting down several trees. Police are stumped.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:14 am
by PonyHag714
Image After eating a half dozen donuts, the customer developed a glazed look on his face.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image Midas took very good care of his pet deer. He had a hart of gold.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Feb 08, 2020 7:28 am
by PonyHag714
Image I used my skeleton key to get into the haunted house.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 7:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call a dog with a surround system?

Image A sub-woofer.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 7:57 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?

Image Holy guacamole.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:43 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the farmer name his funniest cow?

Image The Laughing Stock.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Feb 12, 2020 8:17 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why are you always warmest on your birthday?

Image People won’t stop toasting you!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:56 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?

Image Because he’s always a little short.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Feb 14, 2020 8:00 am
by PonyHag714
Image Have you got a dollar bill?

Image No, but I have forequarters.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Feb 15, 2020 7:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at the dance?

Image Looking sharp!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Feb 16, 2020 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Image I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

Image Fire.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:14 am
by PonyHag714
Image You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

Image All the people on the boat are married.