Horse Laughs

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:57 am

10/10

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:48 am

During a science lesson, my sister-in-law picked up a magnet and  said to her second-grade class, “My name begins with the letter M, and  I pick things up. What am I?”

A little boy answered, “You’re a mommy.”

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:30 am

The doctor game me some pills to improve my memory.

So what happened?

I forgot to take them.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:19 am

Why do you keep your cello in the freezer?

I like to play it cool.

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:24 pm

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:19 am
Why do you keep your cello in the freezer?

I like to play it cool.

Cello is the sexiest instrument because it has both a G-String and an F-Hole

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:55 pm

I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, the giant marshmallow I had been saving was gone!

PhoolCat · Post by **PhoolCat** (?) » Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:49 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:40 am

The police are looking for a pony with one eye named Bernie.

What's the other eye called?

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:43 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:40 am
The police are looking for a pony with one eye named Bernie.

What's the other eye called?

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:57 am

West Filly · Post by **West Filly** (?) » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:03 am

Hilary.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:27 am

We can't keep a horse in here...think of the smell!

Don't worry...she'll get used to it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:42 am

Which travels faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because it's easy to catch cold.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:19 pm

Can't argue with that logic.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:44 am

Why is this letter damp?

Postage due.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:36 am

Look here, I object to performing right after the monkey act.

You're right, they might think it's an encore.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:41 am

Robert Burns wrote "To A Field Mouse".

I'll bet he didn't get an answer.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:37 am

I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:41 am

I thought of an ice pun a minute ago, but it slipped my mind.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:10 pm

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:37 am
I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.

Relatable.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:45 am

Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?

You told me not to use tables.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:23 am

Did you hear about the atom who lost an electron?

He really needs to keep an ion them.

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:06 pm

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:23 am
Did you hear about the atom who lost an electron?

He really needs to keep an ion them.

At least he has a positive outlook on life

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:56 am

What do you call a stupid pirate?

The pillage idiot!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:36 am

Why was the locomotive reluctant to sit down?

It had a tender behind.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:49 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:36 am
Why was the locomotive reluctant to sit down?

It had a tender behind.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:25 am

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's you favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:15 am

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Feb 01, 2018 8:34 am

Why did the M&M go to college?

Because he wanted to be a Smartie!

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:19 pm

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:20 pm

ToastGhost wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:19 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:28 am

I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

Next time, take off the candles.

Daikatuna · Post by **Daikatuna** (?) » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:59 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:25 am

Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:32 am

When are your eyes not eyes?

When the winter wind makes them water.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:40 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:25 am
Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:33 am

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will disappear.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:48 am

Why did the cook spill his soup?

Because there was a leek in the pot.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:52 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:45 am

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.