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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:57 am
by Daikatuna
10/10
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:48 am
by PonyHag714
During a science lesson, my sister-in-law picked up a magnet and
said to her second-grade class, “My name begins with the letter M, and
I pick things up. What am I?”
A little boy answered, “You’re a mommy.”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
The doctor game me some pills to improve my memory.
So what happened?
I forgot to take them.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
Why do you keep your cello in the freezer?
I like to play it cool.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:24 pm
by Octavia
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:19 am
Why do you keep your cello in the freezer?
I like to play it cool.
Cello is the sexiest instrument because it has both a G-String and an F-Hole
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:55 pm
by Octavia
I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, the giant marshmallow I had been saving was gone!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:49 pm
by PhoolCat
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:40 am
by PonyHag714
The police are looking for a pony with one eye named Bernie.
What's the other eye called?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:43 am
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:40 am
The police are looking for a pony with one eye named Bernie.
What's the other eye called?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:57 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:03 am
by West Filly
Hilary.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
We can't keep a horse in here...think of the smell!
Don't worry...she'll get used to it.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:42 am
by PonyHag714
Which travels faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because it's easy to catch cold.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:19 pm
by ToastGhost
Can't argue with that logic.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:44 am
by PonyHag714
Why is this letter damp?
Postage due.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Look here, I object to performing right after the monkey act.
You're right, they might think it's an encore.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:41 am
by PonyHag714
Robert Burns wrote "To A Field Mouse".
I'll bet he didn't get an answer.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:37 am
by PonyHag714
I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:41 am
by PonyHag714
I thought of an ice pun a minute ago, but it slipped my mind.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:10 pm
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:37 am
I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
Relatable.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:45 am
by PonyHag714
Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
You told me not to use tables.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:23 am
by PonyHag714
Did you hear about the atom who lost an electron?
He really needs to keep an ion them.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:06 pm
by Octavia
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:23 am
Did you hear about the atom who lost an electron?
He really needs to keep an ion them.
At least he has a positive outlook on life
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:56 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call a stupid pirate?
The pillage idiot!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Why was the locomotive reluctant to sit down?
It had a tender behind.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:49 am
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:36 am
Why was the locomotive reluctant to sit down?
It had a tender behind.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's you favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:15 am
by PonyHag714
How does a man on a moon get his haircut?
Eclipse it!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the M&M go to college?
Because he wanted to be a Smartie!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:19 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:20 pm
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.
Next time, take off the candles.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:59 pm
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:32 am
by PonyHag714
When are your eyes not eyes?
When the winter wind makes them water.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:40 am
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:25 am
Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
How do you cure a headache?
Put your head through a window and the pane will disappear.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:48 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the cook spill his soup?
Because there was a leek in the pot.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:52 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:45 am
by PonyHag714
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket.