The Round Stable

Posted: **Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:57 am**

10/10

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2018 8:48 am**

During a science lesson, my sister-in-law picked up a magnet and  said to her second-grade class, “My name begins with the letter M, and  I pick things up. What am I?”

A little boy answered, “You’re a mommy.”

Posted: **Tue Jan 16, 2018 8:30 am**

The doctor game me some pills to improve my memory.

So what happened?

I forgot to take them.

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:19 am**

Why do you keep your cello in the freezer?

I like to play it cool.

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2018 12:24 pm**

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 17, 2018 8:19 am
Why do you keep your cello in the freezer?

I like to play it cool.

Cello is the sexiest instrument because it has both a G-String and an F-Hole

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2018 2:55 pm**

I had a dream that I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up, the giant marshmallow I had been saving was gone!

Posted: **Wed Jan 17, 2018 6:49 pm**

Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:40 am**

The police are looking for a pony with one eye named Bernie.

What's the other eye called?

Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:43 am**

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:40 am
The police are looking for a pony with one eye named Bernie.

What's the other eye called?

Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2018 10:57 am**

Posted: **Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:03 am**

Hilary.

Posted: **Fri Jan 19, 2018 8:27 am**

We can't keep a horse in here...think of the smell!

Don't worry...she'll get used to it.

Posted: **Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:42 am**

Which travels faster, heat or cold?

Heat, because it's easy to catch cold.

Posted: **Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:19 pm**

Can't argue with that logic.

Posted: **Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:44 am**

Why is this letter damp?

Postage due.

Posted: **Mon Jan 22, 2018 8:36 am**

Look here, I object to performing right after the monkey act.

You're right, they might think it's an encore.

Posted: **Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:41 am**

Robert Burns wrote "To A Field Mouse".

I'll bet he didn't get an answer.

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:37 am**

I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:41 am**

I thought of an ice pun a minute ago, but it slipped my mind.

Posted: **Thu Jan 25, 2018 5:10 pm**

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:37 am
I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.

Relatable.

Posted: **Fri Jan 26, 2018 8:45 am**

Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?

You told me not to use tables.

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:23 am**

Did you hear about the atom who lost an electron?

He really needs to keep an ion them.

Posted: **Sat Jan 27, 2018 1:06 pm**

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:23 am
Did you hear about the atom who lost an electron?

He really needs to keep an ion them.

At least he has a positive outlook on life

Posted: **Sun Jan 28, 2018 8:56 am**

What do you call a stupid pirate?

The pillage idiot!

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:36 am**

Why was the locomotive reluctant to sit down?

It had a tender behind.

Posted: **Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:49 am**

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:36 am
Why was the locomotive reluctant to sit down?

It had a tender behind.

Posted: **Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:25 am**

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, "What's you favorite kind of music?" The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan."

Posted: **Wed Jan 31, 2018 8:15 am**

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it!

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2018 8:34 am**

Why did the M&M go to college?

Because he wanted to be a Smartie!

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:19 pm**

Posted: **Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:20 pm**

ToastGhost wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:19 pm

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:28 am**

I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.

Next time, take off the candles.

Posted: **Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:59 pm**

Posted: **Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:25 am**

Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.

Posted: **Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:32 am**

When are your eyes not eyes?

When the winter wind makes them water.

Posted: **Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:40 am**

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 03, 2018 8:25 am
Two cheese trucks ran into each other. De brie was everywhere.

Posted: **Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:33 am**

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will disappear.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2018 8:48 am**

Why did the cook spill his soup?

Because there was a leek in the pot.

Posted: **Tue Feb 06, 2018 2:52 pm**

Posted: **Wed Feb 07, 2018 8:45 am**

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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