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Image How does Moses make his tea?

Image Hebrews it.
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Image What did the ocean say to the beach?

Image Nothing, it just waved.
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Image How do construction workers party?

Image They raise the roof.
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Image Thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means a lot.
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Image Currently the flower business is blooming.
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I've been inside for so long, I've probably had enough time to compose a quaratorio. :snobtavia:
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Image He built his entire itch-cream business from scratch.
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Uncommon Bond

Image How have we never talked about this? We are going antiquing, and you are gonna love it!

Image Uh, great. Um, would you mind turning around or preferably... leaving the room so I could get changed?

Image I give you...the Unicorn Escape! Just...a sec...One more...twist...and...The Great and Powerful Trixie requires a little assistance.

Image Nothing. I was trying to have fun doing the one thing I thought we still had in common, but I guess we don't even have that anymore.

:maud: Starlight and I don't really have a lot in common. Other than feeling different from most ponies. And comedy.
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Image The snow removal company said they try to plow sense into people wanting to use shovels.
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Image “I love the feeling I get when I can make people open up to me.” said the surgeon.
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Image My friend has designed an invisible airplane but I can't see it taking off.
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Image You know the problem with grapes these days...people just aren't raisin them right.
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Image England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
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Image I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
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Image Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Image Because he had a very big bill.
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Image Why did the pig go to the casino?

Image To play the slop machine!
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Image What do Changelings take for thier allergies?

Image Anti-hissssss-tamines.
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Image What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?

Image A rain of terror.
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Image Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?

:maud: It was on shale.
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Image What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Image Kermit the Fog.
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Image Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

Image He wanted sweet and sour pork.
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Image What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?

Image Looking sharp!
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Image What does a tea mama say to her kids?

Image “Goodnight, steep tight.”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:38 am

:glare: The store sold me cut-rate food for my horse at an exorbitant price, then had the nerve to send me a 'customer service' survey. I didn't hesitate to give them the feed back.
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Image What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

Image A candy baa!
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Image What do you say to a herb that’s running late?

Image It’s about thyme!
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Image Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Image He was perfecting his swing.
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Image What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?

Image Let’s grow mold together.
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Image Why did the dolphin blush?

Image Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
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:ponder: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Image Because it was an early bird.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 19, 2020 7:59 am

Image Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?

:unenthused: She heard there were going to be sprinkles.
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Image Why did the police officer give summer a ticket?

Image It was going by too fast!
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