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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:23 am
by PonyHag714
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:53 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:44 am
by PonyHag714
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:05 am
by PonyHag714
My grandma is on speed dial and now I call her instagram.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:39 am
by PonyHag714
How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
Thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means a lot.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:54 am
by PonyHag714
Currently the flower business is blooming.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:02 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:04 am
by Octavia
I've been inside for so long, I've probably had enough time to compose a quaratorio.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
He built his entire itch-cream business from scratch.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Uncommon Bond
How have we never talked about this? We are going antiquing, and you are gonna love it!
Uh, great. Um, would you mind turning around or preferably... leaving the room so I could get changed?
I give you...the Unicorn Escape! Just...a sec...One more...twist...and...The Great and Powerful Trixie requires a little assistance.
Nothing. I was trying to have fun doing the one thing I thought we still had in common, but I guess we don't even have that anymore.
Starlight and I don't really have a lot in common. Other than feeling different from most ponies. And comedy.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:32 am
by PonyHag714
The snow removal company said they try to plow sense into people wanting to use shovels.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:02 am
by PonyHag714
“I love the feeling I get when I can make people open up to me.” said the surgeon.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:57 am
by PonyHag714
My friend has designed an invisible airplane but I can't see it taking off.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:50 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
You know the problem with grapes these days...people just aren't raisin them right.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:37 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:58 am
by PonyHag714
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:17 am
by PonyHag714
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:58 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?
Because he had a very big bill.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:14 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
HAH
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:38 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:53 am
by PonyHag714
What do Changelings take for thier allergies?
Anti-hissssss-tamines.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:02 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:57 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was on shale.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:26 am
by PonyHag714
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 3:34 pm
by PonyHag714
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
He wanted sweet and sour pork.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 7:57 am
by PonyHag714
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:44 am
by PonyHag714
What does a tea mama say to her kids?
“Goodnight, steep tight.”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:38 am
by PonyHag714
The store sold me cut-rate food for my horse at an exorbitant price, then had the nerve to send me a 'customer service' survey. I didn't hesitate to give them the feed back.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 7:19 am
by PonyHag714
What do you say to a herb that’s running late?
It’s about thyme!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:13 am
by PonyHag714
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the dolphin blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 7:31 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 7:59 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 8:09 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:50 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the police officer give summer a ticket?
It was going by too fast!