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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:23 am
by PonyHag714
Image How does Moses make his tea?

Image Hebrews it.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:53 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2020 7:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the ocean say to the beach?

Image Nothing, it just waved.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:05 am
by PonyHag714
Image My grandma is on speed dial and now I call her instagram.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2020 7:39 am
by PonyHag714
Image How do construction workers party?

Image They raise the roof.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
Image Thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means a lot.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 8:54 am
by PonyHag714
Image Currently the flower business is blooming.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:02 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:04 am
by Octavia
I've been inside for so long, I've probably had enough time to compose a quaratorio. :snobtavia:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image He built his entire itch-cream business from scratch.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Uncommon Bond

Image How have we never talked about this? We are going antiquing, and you are gonna love it!

Image Uh, great. Um, would you mind turning around or preferably... leaving the room so I could get changed?

Image I give you...the Unicorn Escape! Just...a sec...One more...twist...and...The Great and Powerful Trixie requires a little assistance.

Image Nothing. I was trying to have fun doing the one thing I thought we still had in common, but I guess we don't even have that anymore.

:maud: Starlight and I don't really have a lot in common. Other than feeling different from most ponies. And comedy.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 8:32 am
by PonyHag714
Image The snow removal company said they try to plow sense into people wanting to use shovels.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:02 am
by PonyHag714
Image “I love the feeling I get when I can make people open up to me.” said the surgeon.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 7:57 am
by PonyHag714
Image My friend has designed an invisible airplane but I can't see it taking off.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:50 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image You know the problem with grapes these days...people just aren't raisin them right.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:37 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:58 am
by PonyHag714
Image England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 8:17 am
by PonyHag714
Image I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:58 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Image Because he had a very big bill.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 9:14 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
HAH

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:38 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the pig go to the casino?

Image To play the slop machine!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 7:53 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do Changelings take for thier allergies?

Image Anti-hissssss-tamines.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:02 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?

Image A rain of terror.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:57 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Apr 07, 2020 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?

:maud: It was on shale.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Apr 08, 2020 7:26 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Image Kermit the Fog.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Apr 09, 2020 3:34 pm
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

Image He wanted sweet and sour pork.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2020 7:57 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?

Image Looking sharp!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image What does a tea mama say to her kids?

Image “Goodnight, steep tight.”

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:38 am
by PonyHag714
:glare: The store sold me cut-rate food for my horse at an exorbitant price, then had the nerve to send me a 'customer service' survey. I didn't hesitate to give them the feed back.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

Image A candy baa!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 7:19 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you say to a herb that’s running late?

Image It’s about thyme!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2020 9:13 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Image He was perfecting his swing.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?

Image Let’s grow mold together.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2020 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the dolphin blush?

Image Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 7:31 am
by PonyHag714
:ponder: Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Image Because it was an early bird.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 7:59 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?

:unenthused: She heard there were going to be sprinkles.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 8:09 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:50 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the police officer give summer a ticket?

Image It was going by too fast!