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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:31 am

Image Do you know why I never trust stairs? Because they are always up to something.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:38 am

Image What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?

Image Flood lights.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:36 am

Image Where did Luke Skywalker get his bionic hand?

Image The second hand store.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Apr 24, 2020 9:03 am

Image Why did God create Yogi bear?

Image Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 25, 2020 7:53 am

Image What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?

Image Timber.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:34 am

Image How do construction workers party?

Image They raise the roof.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:30 am

Image She was an unrepentant whisky-maker but he loved her still.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:59 am

Image What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Image Tequila mockingbird.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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haha
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Image What do bees do with their honey?

Image They cell it.
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:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:47 am

Image An artist with the military kept drawing enemy fire.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 01, 2020 8:30 am

Image What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?

Image Take it or leaf it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 02, 2020 8:35 am

Image Have you heard of the pregnant bed bug?

Image She’s going to have her baby in the spring.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 03, 2020 8:31 am

Image Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.
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:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 04, 2020 7:45 am

Image A toast to you:

:good: You always know how to make everything butter.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 05, 2020 8:04 am

Image Maud, did you get a haircut?

:maud: No, I got them all cut.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 06, 2020 8:28 am

Image It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 07, 2020 8:21 am

Image Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
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hah!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 08, 2020 8:36 am

:ponder: Why do people get jealous when they date a library book?

Image Someone else is always checking them out.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 09, 2020 8:48 am

Image What do ghosts do to avoid getting hurt in car crashes?

Image They buckle their sheet belts.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 10, 2020 8:04 am

Image Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?

Image Because it’s going to Pikachu!
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 11, 2020 8:26 am

Image When the drug dealers got divorced, they agreed to joint custody.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 12, 2020 8:00 am

Image How do pony ships communicate out at sea?

Image Horse code.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 13, 2020 7:13 am

Image What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Image A tuba toothpaste.
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:good:
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Image Did you hear about the new novel where Big Brother spies on Flurry Heart?

Image It's called Nineteen Baby-Four
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 15, 2020 8:04 am

Image In a lesser known sequel by Jack London, Buck joins a pack of vegetarian wolves. It's called 'Kale of the Wild.'
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 16, 2020 8:01 am

Image Why were the eggs running so fast?

:flutterdear: They were afraid of being beaten!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 17, 2020 8:56 am

Image What do frogs do with paper?

Image Rip-it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 18, 2020 9:16 am

Image In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.
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:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 19, 2020 8:04 am

Image Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?

Image She’s definitely plotting something.
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:good:
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Image Why are some magazines so sad?

Image They have too many issues.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 21, 2020 7:53 am

Image Why don’t elephants use computers?

Image Because they’re afraid of the mouse!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 22, 2020 8:20 am

Image Why do flowers always drive so fast?

Image They put the petal to the metal.
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