Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:31 am

Do you know why I never trust stairs? Because they are always up to something.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Tue Apr 21, 2020 8:11 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:38 am

What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?

Flood lights.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:36 am

Where did Luke Skywalker get his bionic hand?

The second hand store.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Apr 24, 2020 9:03 am

Why did God create Yogi bear?

Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Apr 25, 2020 7:53 am

What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?

Timber.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:34 am

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:30 am

She was an unrepentant whisky-maker but he loved her still.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:59 am

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

Tequila mockingbird.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:04 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Apr 29, 2020 7:59 am

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:01 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Apr 30, 2020 8:47 am

An artist with the military kept drawing enemy fire.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri May 01, 2020 8:30 am

What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?

Take it or leaf it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat May 02, 2020 8:35 am

Have you heard of the pregnant bed bug?

She’s going to have her baby in the spring.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun May 03, 2020 8:31 am

Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sun May 03, 2020 8:45 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon May 04, 2020 7:45 am

A toast to you:

You always know how to make everything butter.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 05, 2020 8:04 am

Maud, did you get a haircut?

No, I got them all cut.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed May 06, 2020 8:28 am

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu May 07, 2020 8:21 am

Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Thu May 07, 2020 9:15 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri May 08, 2020 8:36 am

Why do people get jealous when they date a library book?

Someone else is always checking them out.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat May 09, 2020 8:48 am

What do ghosts do to avoid getting hurt in car crashes?

They buckle their sheet belts.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun May 10, 2020 8:04 am

Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?

Because it’s going to Pikachu!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon May 11, 2020 8:26 am

When the drug dealers got divorced, they agreed to joint custody.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 12, 2020 8:00 am

How do pony ships communicate out at sea?

Horse code.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed May 13, 2020 7:13 am

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed May 13, 2020 7:42 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu May 14, 2020 8:12 am

Did you hear about the new novel where Big Brother spies on Flurry Heart?

It's called Nineteen Baby-Four

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri May 15, 2020 8:04 am

In a lesser known sequel by Jack London, Buck joins a pack of vegetarian wolves. It's called 'Kale of the Wild.'

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat May 16, 2020 8:01 am

Why were the eggs running so fast?

They were afraid of being beaten!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun May 17, 2020 8:56 am

What do frogs do with paper?

Rip-it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon May 18, 2020 9:16 am

In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon May 18, 2020 9:48 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 19, 2020 8:04 am

Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?

She’s definitely plotting something.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Tue May 19, 2020 8:16 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed May 20, 2020 8:17 am

Why are some magazines so sad?

They have too many issues.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu May 21, 2020 7:53 am

Why don’t elephants use computers?

Because they’re afraid of the mouse!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri May 22, 2020 8:20 am

Why do flowers always drive so fast?

They put the petal to the metal.