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Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:31 am
Do you know why I never trust stairs? Because they are always up to something. Do you know why I never trust stairs? Because they are always up to something.Page 32 of 69
Do you know why I never trust stairs? Because they are always up to something.Re: Horse Laughs
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2020 8:38 am
What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?
Flood lights.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2020 8:36 am
Where did Luke Skywalker get his bionic hand?
The second hand store.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 24, 2020 9:03 am
Why did God create Yogi bear?
Because on his first try he made a Boo-Boo.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2020 7:53 am
What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?
Timber.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:34 am
How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 8:30 am
She was an unrepentant whisky-maker but he loved her still.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:59 am
What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
Tequila mockingbird.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:04 am
haha
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Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 7:59 am
What do bees do with their honey? 
They cell it.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2020 8:01 am
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An artist with the military kept drawing enemy fire.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri May 01, 2020 8:30 am
What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job?
Take it or leaf it.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat May 02, 2020 8:35 am
Have you heard of the pregnant bed bug? She’s going to have her baby in the spring.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 8:31 am
Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 8:45 am
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Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 7:45 am
A toast to you: You always know how to make everything butter.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue May 05, 2020 8:04 am
Maud, did you get a haircut?
No, I got them all cut.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed May 06, 2020 8:28 am
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu May 07, 2020 8:21 am
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu May 07, 2020 9:15 am
hah!
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Posted: Fri May 08, 2020 8:36 am
Why do people get jealous when they date a library book?
Someone else is always checking them out.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat May 09, 2020 8:48 am
What do ghosts do to avoid getting hurt in car crashes? They buckle their sheet belts.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun May 10, 2020 8:04 am
Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon? Because it’s going to Pikachu!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon May 11, 2020 8:26 am
When the drug dealers got divorced, they agreed to joint custody.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue May 12, 2020 8:00 am
How do pony ships communicate out at sea?
Horse code.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 7:13 am
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed May 13, 2020 7:42 am
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Posted: Thu May 14, 2020 8:12 am
Did you hear about the new novel where Big Brother spies on Flurry Heart?
It's called Nineteen Baby-FourRe: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri May 15, 2020 8:04 am
In a lesser known sequel by Jack London, Buck joins a pack of vegetarian wolves. It's called 'Kale of the Wild.'Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat May 16, 2020 8:01 am
Why were the eggs running so fast?
They were afraid of being beaten!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun May 17, 2020 8:56 am
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 9:16 am
In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his coat and pants.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon May 18, 2020 9:48 am
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Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 8:04 am
Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?
She’s definitely plotting something.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 8:16 am
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Posted: Wed May 20, 2020 8:17 am
Why are some magazines so sad?
They have too many issues.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu May 21, 2020 7:53 am
Why don’t elephants use computers? Because they’re afraid of the mouse!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri May 22, 2020 8:20 am
Why do flowers always drive so fast?
They put the petal to the metal.