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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 23, 2020 9:11 am

Image How long do chickens work?

Image Around the cluck.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 24, 2020 8:22 am

Image What’s a tornado’s favorite game?

Image Twister.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 25, 2020 8:14 am

Image Why are popsicles so snobby?

:unenthused: They have a stick up their butt.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 26, 2020 8:16 am

Image When were rock puns the funniest?

Image During the stone age.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 27, 2020 7:51 am

Image A dog retrieves a ball thrown from over a mile away

Image That sounds far-fetched.
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:good:
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;) ❤️ :twasnothin: ❤️ :fancyhat:

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 28, 2020 8:35 am

Image Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?

Image It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 29, 2020 8:20 am

Image What washes up on tiny beaches?

Image Microwaves.
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Hah
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Image Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 31, 2020 8:28 am

Image Did you hear about the baguette at the zoo? It was bread in captivity.
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:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 01, 2020 7:43 am

:unenthused: When a clock factory burned there was some second hand smoke.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 02, 2020 5:09 am

:ponder: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?

:bluh: Missile toe.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 03, 2020 8:23 am

Image Do you have a dollar bill?

Image No, but have fore quarters.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 04, 2020 8:05 am

Image What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur?

Image A scaredactyl.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 05, 2020 8:24 am

:spike101: How is Europe like a frying pan?

Image Because it has Greece at the bottom.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 06, 2020 8:30 am

Image No matter how hard you push the envelope it will still be stationery.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 07, 2020 8:44 am

Image Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?

Image Because they are always butting in.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 08, 2020 8:13 am

Image As a farmer, I hear lots of jokes about sheep.

:bluh: I’d tell them to my dog but he’d herd them all.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 09, 2020 8:02 am

Image What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?

Image Billy Jean King.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 10, 2020 8:37 am

Image Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?

Image ‘Cause it’s bound to squeal.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 11, 2020 7:15 am

Image How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?

Image By his net income.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 12, 2020 7:10 am

Image What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?

Image A banana smoothie.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 13, 2020 6:33 am

Image Why shouldn’t you commit a crime on a farm?

Image Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:17 am

Image Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?

Image Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:26 am

Image Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?

Image Someone always cuts the cheese.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 16, 2020 8:20 am

Image Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Image Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:12 am

Image The wrestler was showing off some fancy moves to the crowd. He turned toward me and asked, "How do you like them grapples?"
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:24 am

Image With everyone in my house tired of the usual pastimes, we're playing bored games.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 19, 2020 7:00 am

Image Why do programmers never run the AC?

Image They prefer to open Windows.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 20, 2020 8:12 am

Image What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?

Image It wasn’t on porpoise.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 21, 2020 8:40 am

Image I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 22, 2020 7:15 am

Image Why did the baker work overtime?

Image He kneaded the dough.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jun 23, 2020 8:15 am

Image How do you know a sailor isn’t ready for commitment?

Image They weren’t ready to tie the knot.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:10 am

Image Where did Luke Skywalker get his bionic hand?

Image The second hand store.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:22 am

Image When were rock puns the funniest?

Image During the stone age.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:23 am

Image C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.

:snobtavia: The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jun 27, 2020 6:25 am

:bluh: I’m nobody’s fool.

:vogue: Maybe you can get someone to adopt you.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 28, 2020 9:32 am

Image I lost 25% of my roof last night. oof.
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