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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:49 am

Image Costumes are very important for a ballerina. She keeps them in her special tulle box.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Image Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
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lol
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Image Police have arrested the World Tongue-Twister Champion. I imagine he’ll be given a tough sentence.
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Image What do you call a piece of toast at the zoo?

Image Bread in captivity.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:36 am

:ponder: What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?

Image I guess we'll just have to make dew.
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Image What do you call an everyday potato?

Image A commentator.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:45 am

Image I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there, he said it was “Narnia Business”.
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Image How does an attorney sleep?

Image First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 08, 2020 10:30 am

Image Why should you never believe a clock?

:unenthused: Because all its information is second hand.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 09, 2020 10:31 am

Image What kind of landscape gives the best compliments?

Image Plateaus, they’re good at flattery.
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hah
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Image Why did the lizard say he named his baby “Tiny?”

Image Because he’s my newt.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:42 am

Image What is the noisiest vegetable in the kitchen?

Image Snap peas.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 12, 2020 8:46 am

Image Why did the magician have to cancel his show?

Image Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:24 am

Image When a vulture flies, he takes carrion luggage.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 14, 2020 8:23 am

Image What did the birthday cake say to the bullies?

Image “You want a piece of me?”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 15, 2020 9:55 am

Image It's amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:18 am

:bluh: College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back.
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Image What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Image SUPPLIES!
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Image What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?

Image Hoodini.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 19, 2020 8:33 am

Image Two egotists started a fight. It was an I for an I.
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Image What do you call Dracula with hayfever?

Image The pollen Count.
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Image Why are A’s like flowers?

Image Because bees come after them.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 22, 2020 9:34 am

Image What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

Image A coconut on vacation.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 23, 2020 9:42 am

Image Why was the broom late?

Image It over-swept!
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Image My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:22 am

:ponder: If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 26, 2020 10:04 am

Image What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Image Finding half a worm.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 27, 2020 9:10 am

Image When does a joke become a “dad” joke?

Image When the punchline is a parent.
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hah
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Image Crows complain infrequently, and usually with just caws.
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Image How do pirates prefer to communicate?

Image Aye to aye.
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hah
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Image Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

Image Only if you aim it well enough.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:21 am

Image Why did the student bring scissors to school?

Image Because he wanted to cut class.
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dohoho
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Image What did people say when the Beatles broke up?

Image Ono.
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