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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:01 pm

:ponder: When does a horse talk?

:twiright: Whinny feels like it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:36 am

:good: What did they call the dog that only barked in deep, gutteral barks?

:here: Subwoofer.
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:spoiler: What does a painter do when he feels cold?

:evil: He puts on a new coat.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 15, 2020 4:52 pm

:fluttersmith: Why was the baby corn sad?

:twiright: He couldn’t find his pop corn.
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:spike101: What do you call two birds in love?

:allears: Tweethearts.
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:unenthused: Did you hear about the insect transport plane that crashed into the duct factory?

:evil: Don’t worry, it’s all caught on tape.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Aug 18, 2020 9:37 am

Image A blue house is made of blue bricks, a pink house is made of pink bricks, a yellow house is made of yellow bricks. What is a green house made of?

:maud: Glass.
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:eeyup: What did the lonely ball of dough say?

:fluttersmith: “No one kneads me.”
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:bluh: Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo?

:starity: It was otter chaos.
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Image If you eat two bowls of cereal and they taste the same, what flavor is the cereal?

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