Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:01 pm
When does a horse talk? 
Whinny feels like it. When does a horse talk? Whinny feels like it.Page 35 of 69
When does a horse talk? Whinny feels like it.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 9:40 am
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:40 am
My kid left some uncooked sausage out of the freezer overnight. When I discovered it, I realized I was dealing with a spoiled brat.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2020 9:25 am
Did you hear about the pony who's making model boats in her attic?
Sails are going through the roof.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:07 am
Did you hear about the guy who went to prison for smoking herbs?
He's doing time for doing thyme.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2020 9:36 am
What did they call the dog that only barked in deep, gutteral barks?
Subwoofer.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2020 9:36 am
Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2020 9:12 am
Who is the bread God’s arch-enemy?
The Anticrust!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:52 am
What does a painter do when he feels cold?
He puts on a new coat.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2020 10:55 am
What shampoo does Batman always use?
Conditioner Gordon.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 10:29 am
What do you call a corn cob with only one kernel?
A unicorn.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 9:18 am
After winning the game I decided to throw my ball into the crowd.
Apparently that’s frowned upon in bowling.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2020 9:04 am
Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?
Tsarbucks.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2020 4:52 pm
Why was the baby corn sad? He couldn’t find his pop corn.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2020 11:22 am
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2020 11:04 am
Did you hear about the insect transport plane that crashed into the duct factory? Don’t worry, it’s all caught on tape.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2020 9:37 am
A blue house is made of blue bricks, a pink house is made of pink bricks, a yellow house is made of yellow bricks. What is a green house made of?
Glass.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2020 9:22 am
What happens if a cow drinks her own milk?
It goes in one end and out the udder.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2020 10:50 am
What did the lonely ball of dough say? “No one kneads me.”Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2020 10:19 am
Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo?
It was otter chaos.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2020 10:04 am
If you eat two bowls of cereal and they taste the same, what flavor is the cereal?
Synonym Toast Crunch.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2020 9:17 am
A police van carrying 12 convicts crashed into a cement mixer.
Click for FullsizePolice are now looking for a dozen hardened criminals.
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:05 am
I asked the librarian where the books on paranoia were.
"They're right behind you," she replied.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2020 10:59 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2020 10:35 am
I covered my shirt with push pins...I thought I would look sharp, but everyone said it was tacky.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2020 10:49 am
I got a free fountain drink at the mall today...but all the pennies in the water gave it a bad taste.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2020 10:43 am
I had a great conversation with a dolphin the other day. We just clicked.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2020 10:24 am
According to Greek mythology, Chiron was a half-human, half-horse doctor.
This made him the Centaur for Disease Control.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2020 11:17 am
Batman walks into a superhero-only pool, he is quickly stopped by a guard, the guard points to a sign that says:"No swimming without supervision."
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2020 10:27 am
Where do bad rainbows go? Prism.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2020 10:20 am
Stay Alert - The Bowling-Alley Killer is still at large...police warn he may strike again.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 10:38 am
Telling your suitcase there’s going to be no vacation this year can be tough...emotional baggage is the worst.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:45 am
It's the 'Where's Wally' celebration day!
The event is expected to draw large crowds.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2020 10:15 am
What's the difference between jam and jelly? My office printer doesn't jelly every time I try to print.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2020 10:17 am
How does a DNA molecule moisten a stamp?
Helix it!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:53 am
What do you give a dog that has a high temperature? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2020 10:12 am
Why does Thor carry a hammer?
Because he already has a thorax.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 10:19 am
Why couldn’t the dragon eat his birthday cake?
He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 10:30 am
Why did the skeleton go to the supermarket?
To get spare ribs!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2020 2:48 pm
Why does Popeye eat so much spinach?
Because it goes great with Olive Oyl.