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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:41 am

Image What's a Karen's favorite drink?

Image Whine.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 18, 2020 12:16 pm

Image Why is the letter B so cold?

:maud: Because it’s between the AC.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 19, 2020 11:20 am

Image I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 20, 2020 11:38 am

Image The first humans spent many hours seeing what the sun did in the sky...then they decided to call it a day.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:33 am

Image What sound does a witch's motorcycle make?

Image BROOM, BROOOOOM!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:34 am

Image A ghost walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka...

:unenthused: The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:48 am

Image I just entered the town's tightest hat competition...I hope I can pull it off.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:32 pm

Image Why couldn’t the lifeguard at the beach save the hippie?

:fluttersmith: He was too far out.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 25, 2020 11:59 am

Image I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street.

Image Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:28 am

Image Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?

Image They choke when they get too close to a bowl.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 27, 2020 11:27 am

Image Did you know that restaurants can only store a maximum of 256 sliders at a time?

Image It's because they're 1 byte.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:44 am

Image How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Image Who knows? They’re all too busy playing with the switch.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:05 pm

Image I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car...now everyone waves at me.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:29 am

Image What do you call a musical group made of rubber?

Image An elastic band.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:04 pm

Image I've recently started to learn about the history of chess boards...seems they have quite a checkered past.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:44 am

Image My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner...so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:30 am

Image What’s ET short for?

Image Because he’s only got tiny legs.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 03, 2020 12:14 pm

Image Did you hear about the cowboys who deny robbing the glue factory?

Image They're sticking to their guns.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 04, 2020 11:46 am

Image Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?

Image Because he couldn't concentrate.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 05, 2020 11:40 am

Image Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?

Image Because there were so many knights.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 06, 2020 11:42 am

Image Why does Donald Trump pick his nose?

Image Because he's the boogeyman.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 07, 2020 11:57 am

Image How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

Image You rocket.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 08, 2020 11:48 am

Image What does a snake give its babies before bed?

:evil: Hugs and hisses.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:52 am

Image How do chickens dance?

Image Chick to chick.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 10, 2020 11:27 am

Image I entered the suntan Olympics, but I only got bronze.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 11, 2020 12:41 pm

Image Sweetie Belle, can you tell me where the English Channel is?

Image I can't. We don't have cable.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:54 am

Image Why don't hot dogs act in the movies?

Image The rolls are never good enough.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:38 am

Image How did the mice do in school?

Image They just squeaked by.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:52 am

Image What do you call it when you wear cowboy clothes?

Image Ranch dressing.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:32 am

Image How did the beetle find out all the caterpillar's secrets?

Image He bugged his phone.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 16, 2020 12:50 pm

Image Why did you invite that baseball player to go camping with us?

Image I needed someone to pitch the tent.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Nov 17, 2020 12:27 pm

Image Why do you have that rubber band around your head?

Image I like to make snap decisions.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:08 pm

Image I'll have the steak, and make it lean.

Image To the right or the left?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Nov 19, 2020 12:12 pm

Image How much are a dozen skunks worth?

Image Twelve scents.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:16 pm

Image How does a pig get to the hospital?

Image In a hambulance!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:04 pm

Image What do you get when you cross a pony and a cockroach?

Image A horse and buggy.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:07 pm

Image What do you call a talkative ox?

Image A yakety yak.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Nov 23, 2020 12:30 pm

Image Tell me about the Iron Age.

Image Sorry, I'm a little rusty on that subject.
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