Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:41 am
What's a Karen's favorite drink?
Whine. What's a Karen's favorite drink? Whine.Page 37 of 69
What's a Karen's favorite drink? Whine.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2020 12:16 pm
Why is the letter B so cold?
Because it’s between the AC.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2020 11:20 am
I have an idea for a chain of Elvis steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2020 11:38 am
The first humans spent many hours seeing what the sun did in the sky...then they decided to call it a day.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2020 11:33 am
What sound does a witch's motorcycle make?
BROOM, BROOOOOM!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2020 11:34 am
A ghost walks into a bar and orders a shot of vodka...
The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2020 11:48 am
I just entered the town's tightest hat competition...I hope I can pull it off.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2020 12:32 pm
Why couldn’t the lifeguard at the beach save the hippie?
He was too far out.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2020 11:59 am
I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street.
Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 11:28 am
Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?
They choke when they get too close to a bowl.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2020 11:27 am
Did you know that restaurants can only store a maximum of 256 sliders at a time?
It's because they're 1 byte.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2020 11:44 am
How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who knows? They’re all too busy playing with the switch.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 12:05 pm
I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup on top of my car...now everyone waves at me.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:29 am
What do you call a musical group made of rubber?
An elastic band.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2020 12:04 pm
I've recently started to learn about the history of chess boards...seems they have quite a checkered past.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2020 11:44 am
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner...so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2020 11:30 am
What’s ET short for?
Because he’s only got tiny legs.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2020 12:14 pm
Did you hear about the cowboys who deny robbing the glue factory?
They're sticking to their guns.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2020 11:46 am
Why was the man fired from the orange juice factory?
Because he couldn't concentrate.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2020 11:40 am
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2020 11:42 am
Why does Donald Trump pick his nose? Because he's the boogeyman.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2020 11:57 am
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2020 11:48 am
What does a snake give its babies before bed?
Hugs and hisses.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2020 11:52 am
How do chickens dance?
Chick to chick.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2020 11:27 am
I entered the suntan Olympics, but I only got bronze.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2020 12:41 pm
Sweetie Belle, can you tell me where the English Channel is? I can't. We don't have cable.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 10:54 am
Why don't hot dogs act in the movies?
The rolls are never good enough.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:38 am
How did the mice do in school? They just squeaked by.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2020 11:52 am
What do you call it when you wear cowboy clothes?
Ranch dressing.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2020 11:32 am
How did the beetle find out all the caterpillar's secrets?
He bugged his phone.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2020 12:50 pm
Why did you invite that baseball player to go camping with us?
I needed someone to pitch the tent.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2020 12:27 pm
Why do you have that rubber band around your head?
I like to make snap decisions.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2020 1:08 pm
I'll have the steak, and make it lean.
To the right or the left?Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2020 12:12 pm
How much are a dozen skunks worth? Twelve scents.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2020 12:16 pm
How does a pig get to the hospital? In a hambulance!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2020 12:04 pm
What do you get when you cross a pony and a cockroach? A horse and buggy.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2020 12:07 pm
What do you call a talkative ox?
A yakety yak.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2020 12:30 pm
Tell me about the Iron Age. Sorry, I'm a little rusty on that subject.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 12:30 pm
What did they do to the girl who stole some eye makeup?
She got 50 lashes.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 4:43 pm
Who was the first person in the Bible to eat herself out of house and home?
Eve.