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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by Octavia (?) » Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:38 am

:rariwhat: How can you tell a timberwolf from a regular wolf?

:fluttersmirk: By its bark.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:25 am

Image Why go to the paint store when you’re on a diet?

Image You can get thinner there.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:40 am

:ponder: Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control?

Image Of course - it goes without swaying!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:34 am

Image What do you call an everyday potato?

:maud: A commentator.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:20 am

hah

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:25 am

Image I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:34 am

Image How do cats get over a fight?

Image They hiss and make up.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:22 am

Image My friends told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:06 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:22 am
Image My friends told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:36 am

Image Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

:maud: Yes, February 14th.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:49 am

Image Why did Dorothy and her friends hate the Tin Woodsman in the morning?

Image Because he liked to get up oily.
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:05 pm

:sweetiebot:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:27 am

Image Why is the cell phone wearing glasses?

:unenthused: It lost its contacts.
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Post by Daikatuna (?) » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:55 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:33 am

Image What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?

Image An escapea.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:34 am

Image Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?

Image He got stuck in Orbit.
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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:08 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:34 am
Image Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?

Image He got stuck in Orbit.
:good: :fluttersmith: :jingo:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:36 am

Image My friend said she threw a stick five miles and her dog managed to find it and bring it back. Seems a little far fetched.
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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by Auxiliatrix (?) » Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:10 pm

Still best thread.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:47 am

Image Why did the fly refuse to land on the computer?

Image He was afriad of the world wide web.
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Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:30 am

Image A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:25 am

:allears: When I see birds, I always chirrup.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:48 am

Image What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?

Image Patty.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:11 am

Image What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

Image A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
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Re: Horse Laughs

Post by Octavia (?) » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:20 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:11 am
Image What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

Image A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
I definitely posted this one in the last thread :squintyjack:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:10 am

Image A music store was robbed. The thief got away with the lute.
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:good: :snicker:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:51 am

Image I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.What am I?

:eeyup: Pencil lead.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:33 am

Image This liniment makes my leg smart.

Image Why don't you rub some on your head?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:36 am

Image I know somepony who makes faces all day.

:ponder: Why do they do that?

Image They work in a clock factory.
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