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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:38 am
by Octavia
How can you tell a timberwolf from a regular wolf?
By its bark.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Why go to the paint store when you’re on a diet?
You can get thinner there.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:40 am
by PonyHag714
Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control?
Of course - it goes without swaying!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:53 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call an everyday potato?
A commentator.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:20 am
by Daikatuna
hah
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:36 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
How do cats get over a fight?
They hiss and make up.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:40 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:22 am
by PonyHag714
My friends told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:06 am
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:22 am
My friends told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, February 14th.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:09 pm
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:49 am
by PonyHag714
Why did Dorothy and her friends hate the Tin Woodsman in the morning?
Because he liked to get up oily.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:05 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Why is the cell phone wearing glasses?
It lost its contacts.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:55 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?
An escapea.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:08 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
My friend said she threw a stick five miles and her dog managed to find it and bring it back. Seems a little far fetched.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:58 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:10 pm
by Auxiliatrix
Still best thread.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:47 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the fly refuse to land on the computer?
He was afriad of the world wide web.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:49 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
When I see birds, I always chirrup.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:30 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:48 am
by PonyHag714
What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?
Patty.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:11 am
by PonyHag714
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:20 am
by Octavia
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:11 am
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
I definitely posted this one in the last thread
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:10 am
by PonyHag714
A music store was robbed. The thief got away with the lute.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:15 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:18 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:51 am
by PonyHag714
I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.What am I?
Pencil lead.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
This liniment makes my leg smart.
Why don't you rub some on your head?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:47 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
I know somepony who makes faces all day.
Why do they do that?
They work in a clock factory.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:04 am
by ToastGhost