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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 9:38 am
by Octavia
:rariwhat: How can you tell a timberwolf from a regular wolf?

:fluttersmirk: By its bark.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why go to the paint store when you’re on a diet?

Image You can get thinner there.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:40 am
by PonyHag714
:ponder: Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control?

Image Of course - it goes without swaying!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 7:53 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call an everyday potato?

:maud: A commentator.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 9:20 am
by Daikatuna
hah

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:36 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
Image How do cats get over a fight?

Image They hiss and make up.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:40 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:22 am
by PonyHag714
Image My friends told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 9:06 am
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:22 am
Image My friends told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Image Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

:maud: Yes, February 14th.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2018 6:09 pm
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:49 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did Dorothy and her friends hate the Tin Woodsman in the morning?

Image Because he liked to get up oily.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:05 pm
by ToastGhost
:sweetiebot:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why is the cell phone wearing glasses?

:unenthused: It lost its contacts.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:55 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?

Image An escapea.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?

Image He got stuck in Orbit.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:08 am
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:34 am
Image Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?

Image He got stuck in Orbit.
:good: :fluttersmith: :jingo:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Image My friend said she threw a stick five miles and her dog managed to find it and bring it back. Seems a little far fetched.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:58 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:10 pm
by Auxiliatrix
Still best thread.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:47 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the fly refuse to land on the computer?

Image He was afriad of the world wide web.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:49 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
Image A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
:allears: When I see birds, I always chirrup.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2018 8:30 am
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:48 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?

Image Patty.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:11 am
by PonyHag714
Image What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

Image A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:20 am
by Octavia
PonyHag714 wrote:
Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:11 am
Image What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

Image A hippo is really heavy, and a Zippo is a little lighter.
I definitely posted this one in the last thread :squintyjack:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:10 am
by PonyHag714
Image A music store was robbed. The thief got away with the lute.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:15 am
by ToastGhost
:good: :snicker:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2018 9:18 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:51 am
by PonyHag714
Image I am taken from a mine, and shut up in a wooden case, from which I am never released, and yet I am used by almost everybody.What am I?

:eeyup: Pencil lead.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Image This liniment makes my leg smart.

Image Why don't you rub some on your head?

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:47 am
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Image I know somepony who makes faces all day.

:ponder: Why do they do that?

Image They work in a clock factory.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:04 am
by ToastGhost
:good: