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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 01, 2018 8:29 am

Image Why were the two red blood cells so unhappy?

Image They loved in vein.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:28 am

Image Why didn't the worms go into the Ark in pairs?

:eeyup: They went in apples.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:02 am

Image What musical key makes a good Army officer?

:snobtavia: A-sharp major.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:28 am

Image What did the chimney and the door do when the room caught fire?

:maud: The chimney flue and the door bolted.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Mar 05, 2018 8:02 am

Image Why did the ghost have to leave the bar after midnight?

Image They don't serve spirits after hours.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

Image Sorry, Mom.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Mar 06, 2018 8:27 am

Image When is a sailor not a sailor?

Image When he's aboard.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:28 am

Image What did the carpet say to the bureau?

Image I can see your drawers.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:22 am

Image How fast can a pirate ship go?

Image Fifteen miles to the galleon.
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Image Why are bridges annoying?

Image Because they always make you cross.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 10, 2018 8:08 am

Image Why is tennis such a noisy game?

Image Becuase every player raises a racket.
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ayyy
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Mar 11, 2018 8:19 am

Image What did the grizzly take on vacation with him?

Image Just the bear essentials.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:26 am

Image Did you hear the riddle about the bed?

:bluh: It hasn't been made yet.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:09 am

Image What is yellow and very, very dangerous?

Image Shark-infested custard.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 14, 2018 9:23 am

Image Why was the famous musician struck by lightning?

Image He was a good conductor.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 15, 2018 8:15 am

Image I'm really good at being lazy. In fact, my doctor even said that if I continue being this lazy I should get atrophy.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:19 am

Image I have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 17, 2018 8:14 am

Image How did the police know the gambler was killed at 12:50?

Image It was a ten to one shot.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:27 am

:vogue: Can I cook breakfast in my pajamas?

:bluh: Yes, but a frying pan is less messy.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:21 am

Image I just saw a horse drawn carriage.

:ponder: I didn't know horses could draw.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Mar 20, 2018 8:19 am

Image I can teach you to drive in less than a minute.

Image How?

Image It's a crash course.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:18 am

Image How can you have bread if you're on a liquid diet?

Image Drink a toast.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:48 am

Image Did you know Robin Hood had the first portable toilet? He never went anywhere without his little John.
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Fri Mar 23, 2018 2:19 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Wed Mar 21, 2018 8:18 am
Image How can you have bread if you're on a liquid diet?

Image Drink a toast.
:ghost:
PonyHag714 wrote:
Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:48 am
Image Did you know Robin Hood had the first portable toilet? He never went anywhere without his little John.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Mar 23, 2018 8:30 am

Image A cross-country ski race will be held in Sweden soon. The winner will be the first one to cross the Finnish line.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:28 am

Image A country and western bar recently had a mechanical bull riding contest. The winner ended up with a hundred bucks.
Image Thorax, you put aluminum foil in the microwave again!

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