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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:39 am

:ponder: What happened to the submarine sandwich place?

Image It went under.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:04 am

Image A well known skier injured himself during the national championships yesterday. It was a slalom occasion.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:39 am

Image Sadly my teacher, who could use two typewriters at one time, got fired for stereotyping.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:30 am

Image Lumberjacks try to keep track of how many chopping days there are until Christmas.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:45 am

Image Why do you cut your mane straight across?

:maud: I get a bang out of it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Mar 30, 2018 8:29 am

Image How do retired sailors greet one another?

Image Long time no sea!
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My favorite subject is geography.

Where would we be without it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:30 am

Image Where can I buy a three foot measuring stick?

Image At a yard sale.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:14 am

Image If you run a farm, what's the overall cost?

Image About eight dollars a pair.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:11 am

Image How do you make a mothball?

Image Hit it with a fly swatter.
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Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:55 pm

PonyHag714 wrote:
Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:11 am
Image How do you make a mothball?

Image Hit it with a fly swatter.
That's also how you make a moth bawl
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:31 am

Image What eats leaves but is never seen in trees or plants?

Image A bookworm!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 04, 2018 8:36 am

Image Why does a clock strike?

Image It wants shorter hours.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:32 am

Image I know a lot of jokes about pole vaulters, but none of them seem to go over very well.
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Post by PhoolCat (?) » Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:14 am

Image Are you a pole vaulter?

:thejoke: No, I am German, but how did you know my name is Walter??
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:25 am

Image What thrill ride does a drink go on?

Image A coaster!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:11 am

Image What happened to the farmer who got arrested?

:bluh: He couldn't make bale.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:35 am

Image Why would Snow White make a good judge?

Image She's the fairest of them all.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:15 am

Image What did the mother piano say to the baby grand?

Image "I don't like your tone, young man."
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:24 am

Image What do you call two married spiders?

Image Newly-webs.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:21 am

Image What kind of dressing does a Cyclops put on its salad?

Image Screamy Eyetalian.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:41 am

Image Why did the pecan exercise?

Image It was a health nut.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:55 am

Image Which bank does the sun go to?

Image Daylight Savings.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:28 am

Image What do you say to a visiting skydiver?

Image Glad you could drop in!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:59 am

Image Some new library books:

Image "Why Amy Walked To School" by Mr. Bus

Image "Hopelessly Lost" by Wes D. Eggzit

Image "Embarassed In The Shower" by Kurt N. Fell
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Image For the bouncers.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:14 am

Image I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:13 am

Image The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re going to give him a really tough sentence.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:33 am

:bluh: Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?
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Post by SlateSlabrock (?) » Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:37 pm

PonyHag714 wrote:
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:bluh: Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?
One brand of battery case calls theirs the "juice pack"

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