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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2018 8:39 am
What happened to the submarine sandwich place?
It went under. What happened to the submarine sandwich place? It went under.Page 7 of 69
What happened to the submarine sandwich place? It went under.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2018 8:04 am
A well known skier injured himself during the national championships yesterday. It was a slalom occasion.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:39 am
Sadly my teacher, who could use two typewriters at one time, got fired for stereotyping.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2018 5:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:30 am
Lumberjacks try to keep track of how many chopping days there are until Christmas.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2018 10:09 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:45 am
Why do you cut your mane straight across?
I get a bang out of it.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 8:29 am
How do retired sailors greet one another?
Long time no sea!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:50 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:35 pm
My favorite subject is geography.
Where would we be without it.
Where would we be without it.
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:30 am
Where can I buy a three foot measuring stick?
At a yard sale.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:14 am
If you run a farm, what's the overall cost?
About eight dollars a pair.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 8:11 am
How do you make a mothball?
Hit it with a fly swatter.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2018 1:55 pm
That's also how you make a moth bawl
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:31 am
What eats leaves but is never seen in trees or plants?
A bookworm!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2018 8:36 am
Why does a clock strike?
It wants shorter hours.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:32 am
I know a lot of jokes about pole vaulters, but none of them seem to go over very well.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:14 am
Are you a pole vaulter?
No, I am German, but how did you know my name is Walter??Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:25 am
What thrill ride does a drink go on? 
A coaster!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:49 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2018 8:11 am
What happened to the farmer who got arrested?
He couldn't make bale.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:35 am
Why would Snow White make a good judge?
She's the fairest of them all.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:45 pm
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 8:15 am
What did the mother piano say to the baby grand?
"I don't like your tone, young man."Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 8:24 am
What do you call two married spiders?
Newly-webs.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2018 5:00 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 8:21 am
What kind of dressing does a Cyclops put on its salad?
Screamy Eyetalian.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 8:41 am
Why did the pecan exercise?
It was a health nut.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 8:55 am
Which bank does the sun go to?
Daylight Savings.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:28 am
What do you say to a visiting skydiver?
Glad you could drop in!Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2018 11:09 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2018 8:59 am
Some new library books:
"Why Amy Walked To School" by Mr. Bus
"Hopelessly Lost" by Wes D. Eggzit
"Embarassed In The Shower" by Kurt N. FellRe: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:47 am
Why would you bring a trampoline to a nightclub?
For the bouncers.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:39 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:14 am
I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 6:40 am
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 8:13 am
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re going to give him a really tough sentence.Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2018 11:02 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 8:33 am
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 1:37 pm
One brand of battery case calls theirs the "juice pack"