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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:31 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did anyone laugh when you fell on the ice?

Image No, but the ice made some nasty cracks.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2017 8:24 am
by PonyHag714
Image What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?

Image A Holly Davidson.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image Will you please open the piano?

Image I can't...they keys are inside!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:47 am
by Daikatuna
Good :good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
:vogue: When I sing, ponies clap thier hooves.

:-/ Yes, over thier ears.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:40 am
by Daikatuna
rude

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:55 am
by PonyHag714
Image Where do you learn to make banana splits?

Image At sundae school.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:24 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:53 pm
by West Filly
ayyy

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you hear about the poker playing robot?

Image He threw his hand in.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image What fruit is never lonely?

:eeyup: Pears.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:57 am
by PonyHag714
Image What's a Changeling's favorite TV show?

Image Saturday Night Hive.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:13 pm
by Auxiliatrix
:-/ When I said I wanted to visit the main location, I didn't mean the salon.

(I tried. :flutterunsmith: )

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:20 am
by PonyHag714
:allears: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

Image Nothing, it was on the house!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did one retired sailor say to the other retired sailor?

Image Long time no sea!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:51 am
by PonyHag714
Image Doctor, I feel like a bell.

Image Take these pills, and if you don't feel better give me a ring.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
Image What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?

Image Okay everyone, sack time!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image I just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:56 am
by PonyHag714
:ponder: What cake flies through the air and comes back again?

:party: A boomeringue.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:08 am
by PonyHag714
:vogue: Will you join me in a cup of tea?

:bluh: I don't think there's enough room in there for both of us.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:54 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:57 am
by ToastGhost
Daikatuna wrote:
Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:54 am
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
Image The opening is for a garbage collector. Do you have any experience?

Image No, but I'll pick it up as I go along.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:32 am
by PonyHag714
Image What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?


Image He got 25 days.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:45 am
by PonyHag714
Image I have a parcel here, but the name on it is obliterated.

Image It can't be for me - my name is Rainbow Dash.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:41 pm
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:41 am
by PonyHag714
:vogue: I've changed my mind.

:bluh: Does the new one work any better?

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:00 am
by PonyHag714
Image Waiter, there's a twig in my soup.

Image I'll call the branch manager.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
:unenthused: A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is now stable.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

Image Well, pull yourself together.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:49 am
by PonyHag714
Image The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:46 am
by PonyHag714

Click for Fullsize


Image This is wrong on so many levels.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Image You should pay your taxes with a smile.

Image I'd like to, but they insist on cash.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:48 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:05 pm
by ToastGhost
Daikatuna wrote:
Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:48 am
:good:
That'll still be 4,000 schmeckles.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the elf get when he crossed a bell with a skunk?

Image Jingle smells.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the sock puppet say to the sock?

Image Looks like you could use a hand.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:53 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:15 am
by PonyHag714
Image Somepony stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.