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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 22, 2017 8:31 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
Did anyone laugh when you fell on the ice?
No, but the ice made some nasty cracks.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2017 8:24 am
by PonyHag714
What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A Holly Davidson.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:44 am
by PonyHag714
Will you please open the piano?
I can't...they keys are inside!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2017 8:47 am
by Daikatuna
Good
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
When I sing, ponies clap thier hooves.
Yes, over thier ears.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:40 am
by Daikatuna
rude
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:55 am
by PonyHag714
Where do you learn to make banana splits?
At sundae school.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:24 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 2:53 pm
by West Filly
ayyy
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
Did you hear about the poker playing robot?
He threw his hand in.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
What fruit is never lonely?
Pears.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:57 am
by PonyHag714
What's a Changeling's favorite TV show?
Saturday Night Hive.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2017 9:13 pm
by Auxiliatrix
When I said I wanted to visit the main location, I didn't mean the salon.
(I tried.
)
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 9:20 am
by PonyHag714
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
What did one retired sailor say to the other retired sailor?
Long time no sea!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:51 am
by PonyHag714
Doctor, I feel like a bell.
Take these pills, and if you don't feel better give me a ring.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2017 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve?
Okay everyone, sack time!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
I just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2017 8:56 am
by PonyHag714
What cake flies through the air and comes back again?
A boomeringue.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:08 am
by PonyHag714
Will you join me in a cup of tea?
I don't think there's enough room in there for both of us.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:54 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 9:57 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
The opening is for a garbage collector. Do you have any experience?
No, but I'll pick it up as I go along.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 8:32 am
by PonyHag714
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:45 am
by PonyHag714
I have a parcel here, but the name on it is obliterated.
It can't be for me - my name is Rainbow Dash.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:41 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 8:41 am
by PonyHag714
I've changed my mind.
Does the new one work any better?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 9:00 am
by PonyHag714
Waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
I'll call the branch manager.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach. His condition is now stable.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Well, pull yourself together.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 8:49 am
by PonyHag714
The two shoemakers got married because they were sole mates.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Dec 16, 2017 8:46 am
by PonyHag714
Click for Fullsize
This is wrong on so many levels.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
You should pay your taxes with a smile.
I'd like to, but they insist on cash.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:48 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:05 pm
by ToastGhost
That'll still be 4,000 schmeckles.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
What did the elf get when he crossed a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
What did the sock puppet say to the sock?
Looks like you could use a hand.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 9:53 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:15 am
by PonyHag714
Somepony stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.