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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 23, 2019 8:23 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:27 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Apr 25, 2019 9:16 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Apr 26, 2019 8:08 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Apr 27, 2019 8:41 am

:unenthused: I can tell I’m having a bad day when even my Rice Krispies won’t talk to me.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Apr 28, 2019 8:17 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Apr 29, 2019 8:18 am

Image I some flies playing soccer in a saucer earlier. They hope to be in the cup next week.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Apr 30, 2019 8:08 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 01, 2019 8:12 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 02, 2019 8:03 am

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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu May 02, 2019 5:17 pm

Just so you know I repost a fair deal of these jokes on facebook so they're greatly appreciated by me and many others. :good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 02, 2019 7:19 pm

Oh, nice :allears:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 03, 2019 8:53 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 04, 2019 8:27 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 05, 2019 8:07 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 06, 2019 8:34 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 07, 2019 8:41 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 08, 2019 8:53 am

:ponder: I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn’t been made up yet.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 09, 2019 8:33 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 10, 2019 8:06 am

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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Fri May 10, 2019 8:58 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 11, 2019 8:36 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 12, 2019 9:02 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 13, 2019 8:09 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 14, 2019 8:05 am

:unenthused: A friend won “Dentist of the year”. All she got was a little plaque.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 15, 2019 8:21 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 16, 2019 8:22 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 17, 2019 7:56 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 18, 2019 8:48 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 19, 2019 8:20 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 20, 2019 8:59 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue May 21, 2019 7:25 am

Image What kind of dog has the most coins?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed May 22, 2019 8:36 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu May 23, 2019 8:13 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri May 24, 2019 7:18 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat May 25, 2019 7:46 am

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun May 26, 2019 8:24 am

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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sun May 26, 2019 9:56 am

My girlfriend is into electric currents. I couldn't resistor. :allears:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon May 27, 2019 8:30 am

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