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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Someone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
How do you know Santa is good at karate?
He has a black belt!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Why do ducks make great detectives?
They always quack the case.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:24 am
by PhoolCat
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:03 am
by PonyHag714
During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:02 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:06 am
by PonyHag714
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:32 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call it when cafe customers joke about their coffee?
A brewhaha.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:03 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:29 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
The police officer came up to a large mob of people outside a department store and asked, “What’s happening?”
An employee replied, “These people are waiting to get the new Barbie doll.”
The police officer shook his head and muttered, “Who can resist a Barbie queue?”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:43 am
by PonyHag714
I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Why is the letter A the most like a flower?
Because the B is after it.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:23 am
by PonyHag714
What do you cows celebrate on December 31st?
Moo Years Eve.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
What does a spider’s bride wear?
A webbing dress.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dog was chasing people on bikes. My dog dosen't even own a bike.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:37 am
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
So you went to a bread factory? Guess you had a crummy day.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:45 pm
by Octavia
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:31 am
So you went to a bread factory? Guess you had a crummy day.
I knead more bread jokes.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:46 pm
by West Filly
Hey, I make a lot of dough working at that bread factory
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:18 am
by PonyHag714
I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:37 am
by PonyHag714
Oh man, just did some serious cleaning in here. You could
totally eat off this table.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
The life of a lens maker is a real grind.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:31 am
by drunkill
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
What did the femur say to the patella?
I kneed you.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:59 am
by PonyHag714
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:35 pm
by Auxiliatrix
This thread is
amazing.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:42 pm
by ToastGhost
Auxiliatrix wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:35 pm
This thread is
amazing.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
I lost my job at the quarry. I guess you could say I've hit rock bottom.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
When orders for acetone, benzene and methanol plummeted, the chemical plant became insolvent.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:54 am
by PonyHag714
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
Moonlighting as a stand-up comic, the baker was known for his rye humor.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:58 am
by PonyHag714
What did the moon say to her therapist?
I'm just going through a phase.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:28 pm
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:43 pm
by West Filly
"I feel like a whole new moon"
said the moon just after they started waxing.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:49 pm
by Daikatuna
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:32 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner?
Because he couldn’t find a date.