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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Image Someone sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2017 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
Image How do you know Santa is good at karate?

Image He has a black belt!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why do ducks make great detectives?

Image They always quack the case.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2017 9:24 am
by PhoolCat
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 8:03 am
by PonyHag714
:brash: During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2017 9:02 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:06 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Image They always drop their needles.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 9:32 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call it when cafe customers joke about their coffee?

Image A brewhaha.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:03 am
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:29 am
by Daikatuna
ToastGhost wrote:
Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:03 am
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image The police officer came up to a large mob of people outside a department store and asked, “What’s happening?”

Image An employee replied, “These people are waiting to get the new Barbie doll.”

Image The police officer shook his head and muttered, “Who can resist a Barbie queue?”

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 8:43 am
by PonyHag714
Image I suffer from kleptomania, but when it gets really bad, I take something for it.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why is the letter A the most like a flower?

:allears: Because the B is after it.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:23 am
by PonyHag714
:here: What do you cows celebrate on December 31st?

:bluh: Moo Years Eve.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Image What does a spider’s bride wear?

Image A webbing dress.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
:bluh: A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dog was chasing people on bikes. My dog dosen't even own a bike.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 8:37 am
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image So you went to a bread factory? Guess you had a crummy day.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:45 pm
by Octavia
PonyHag714 wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:31 am
Image So you went to a bread factory? Guess you had a crummy day.
I knead more bread jokes.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:46 pm
by West Filly
Hey, I make a lot of dough working at that bread factory :applejargh:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 8:18 am
by PonyHag714
Image I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:37 am
by PonyHag714
Image Oh man, just did some serious cleaning in here. You could 
totally eat off this table.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image The life of a lens maker is a real grind.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:31 am
by drunkill
:rariwhat: How is cat food sold?
:amazed:
;-) Purr can.
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the femur say to the patella?

Image I kneed you.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 8:59 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

:snobtavia: Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:35 pm
by Auxiliatrix
This thread is amazing. :-D

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:42 pm
by ToastGhost
Auxiliatrix wrote:
Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:35 pm
This thread is amazing. :-D

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
:maud: I lost my job at the quarry. I guess you could say I've hit rock bottom.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
Image When orders for acetone, benzene and methanol plummeted, the chemical plant became insolvent.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2018 8:54 am
by PonyHag714
:flutterdear: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?

Image It came back with a skeleton crew!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
Image Moonlighting as a stand-up comic, the baker was known for his rye humor.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:58 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the moon say to her therapist?

:unenthused: I'm just going through a phase.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:28 pm
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:43 pm
by West Filly
"I feel like a whole new moon"

said the moon just after they started waxing.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:49 pm
by Daikatuna
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:32 am
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 8:31 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner?

Image Because he couldn’t find a date.