Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue May 28, 2019 8:13 am

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic Pork.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed May 29, 2019 8:03 am

Why does a river roar?

You'd roar too, if you had rocks in your bed.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu May 30, 2019 7:48 am

A pony I know got a role where she was paid to sleep. It was her dream job.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri May 31, 2019 8:19 am

I saw a pirate standing on a desert island in a pile of gold that came part way up his legs. He learned that his booty was only shin deep.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:10 am

Flicking through the channels with my remote control, I spotted the World Origami Championships, but it was paper view.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:30 am

When I lived on the coast I consulted the tide charts every day. I liked to keep up on current events.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:36 am

What do you call a bird in a suit of armour?

A knight owl.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:04 am

I saw my math teacher holding some graph paper. I think she’s plotting something.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jun 05, 2019 8:46 am

I phoned the ladder company, but no answer. It just rung and rung.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jun 06, 2019 8:53 am

“The camera adds ten pounds.” said the check in agent as he checked my bag.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:26 am

These are all

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jun 07, 2019 12:19 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:35 am

I was in a play called "Breakfast in Bed" once.

Did you have a big role?

No, just toast with a little butter.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:32 am

A pony I know had to give up his job as a taxi driver. He kept driving his customers away.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:06 am

I didn’t realise my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:06 am

I bought a Bonnie Tyler car. Every now and then it falls apart.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jun 11, 2019 8:38 am

I saw a vampire sprint race the other day. It finished neck and neck.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:38 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jun 12, 2019 9:03 am

A gymnast walks into a bar. She gets a two-point deduction and ruins her chances of a medal.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:29 am

The cobbler's tools had a party. A good time was had by awl.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:31 am

My friend was running with cheese yesterday, but I told him to stop because it was sharp.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jun 15, 2019 8:31 am

I like playing quiet tennis. It’s like regular tennis but no one raises a racket.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:52 am

A friend of mine did her pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. She passed with flying colours.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jun 17, 2019 8:53 am

What kind of robot turns into a tractor?

A transfarmer.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Mon Jun 17, 2019 11:48 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jun 18, 2019 7:18 am

Marble is a valuable building material and should not be taken for granite.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:47 am

Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick? Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jun 20, 2019 8:31 am

What do you call it when you take a picture of your favorite bookcase?

A shelf-ie!

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:45 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jun 21, 2019 8:43 am

When a new cat arrives, the news spreads quickly via word of mouse.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:45 am

How do you ask a dinosaur if he wants a break?

Tea, Rex?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Jun 23, 2019 8:35 am

I got into a fight with a snail. It was a real slug-fest.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sun Jun 23, 2019 9:45 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:57 am

Some say I eat so much fruit that I must be going bananas, while others think I'm already plum crazy. I respond to those people by giving them the raspberry.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:23 am

I listen to the radio with such frequency that my ear Hertz.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:34 am

When they allowed the bass sheep into the barbershop quartet they really set the baa low.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:37 am

What do you call a melancholy robot?

A sighborg.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:25 am

I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:56 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:37 am
What do you call a melancholy robot?

A sighborg.

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Fri Jun 28, 2019 8:25 am
I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:34 am

A friend said she did not understand cloning. I told her that makes two of us.