Horse Laughs

Come on in, come to the place where fun never ends. (Shenanigans!)

Moderator: Fizzbuzz

Post Reply
PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:58 am

Image Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

ToastGhost
User avatar
Big adventure's waiting.
Rarity's Roughnecks
Posts: 346
Joined: Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:23 pm
Gender: Male

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:58 am

:good:
ImageImageImage

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:05 am

Image What's a Canadian ghost's favorite food?

Image Boo-tine!
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

ToastGhost
User avatar
Big adventure's waiting.
Rarity's Roughnecks
Posts: 346
Joined: Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:23 pm
Gender: Male

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:38 pm

PonyHag714 wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:05 am
Image What's a Canadian ghost's favorite food?

Image Boo-tine!
:ghost:

(Also cute avatar :good: )
ImageImageImage

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:05 pm

Thanks :allears:
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 02, 2019 8:23 am

Image The storm chaser was so fascinated by tornadoes that he tended to get carried away.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:34 am

Image The hair stylist was busy. She had a lot on her plait.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:36 am

Image I couldn't find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows. It didn't work very well. I only got 20% off.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

ToastGhost
User avatar
Big adventure's waiting.
Rarity's Roughnecks
Posts: 346
Joined: Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:23 pm
Gender: Male

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:28 am

:good:
ImageImageImage

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:10 am

Image When there's a sale on tennis balls it's first come first serve.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:01 am

Image When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:46 am

Image I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors the other week. I said “Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.”
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:14 am

Image The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

Octavia
User avatar
Octavia's Orchestra
Patreon supporter
Posts: 1175
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:59 pm
Gender: Male
Location: Chicago, IL
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:58 am

PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:46 am
Image I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors the other week. I said “Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.”
:good:
PonyHag714 wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:14 am
Image The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.
:bluh:
ImageImageImageImageImage

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:25 am

:flutterdear: What is it called when musicians go on the rampage, break into stores and steal things?

Image Luting.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:03 am

Image A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well. He was known to be bambidextrous.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:51 am

Image A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work. At the hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:36 am

Image I bought some memory foam pillows but I’ve forgotten where I left them.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:29 am

Image A sign at a cemetery reads,"'No Trespassing, Violators Will Face Grave Charges"
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

ToastGhost
User avatar
Big adventure's waiting.
Rarity's Roughnecks
Posts: 346
Joined: Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:23 pm
Gender: Male

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:08 pm

PonyHag714 wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:51 am
Image A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work. At the hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.
I was hoping he'd be cured. :flutterdear:
ImageImageImage

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:43 am

Image A friend replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:20 am

Image I saw a group of stallions waiting for a shave. It was a barber queue.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:59 am

Image What game do horses play at home?

Image Stable tennis.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:41 am

Image Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Image The prawn broker.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:55 am

Image Pour hot water down a rabbit hole and you get a hot cross bunny.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:21 am

Image She collects mouthwash bottles, and they're all in mint condition.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:49 am

Image We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:07 am

Image I continually asked the track coach about joining the team but he just kept giving me the run-around.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:03 am

Image When a clock factory burned down there was some second hand smoke.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:49 am

Image Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

ToastGhost
User avatar
Big adventure's waiting.
Rarity's Roughnecks
Posts: 346
Joined: Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:23 pm
Gender: Male

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:14 pm

:good:
ImageImageImage

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:33 am

Image Cottage cheese diet: eating your curds and weigh.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:28 am

Image I went to see the Liberty Bell the other day. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

ToastGhost
User avatar
Big adventure's waiting.
Rarity's Roughnecks
Posts: 346
Joined: Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:23 pm
Gender: Male

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by ToastGhost (?) » Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:15 am

:good:
ImageImageImage

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:08 am

Image Why are pigs bad drivers?

:bluh: They hog the road.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:36 am

Image Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Image Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

DaikatunaRevengeance
User avatar
Rarity's Roughnecks
Posts: 73
Joined: Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:28 am
Gender: Female
Location: FLAVATOWN

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:49 am

hah
ImageImage Image Image

;) ❤️ :twasnothin:

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:11 am

Image Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Image Because it was an early bird.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:37 am

Image Why did the police officer give summer a ticket?

Image It was going by too fast.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

PonyHag714
User avatar
Merry Chrissymas.
Posts: 268
Joined: Mon Oct 30, 2017 11:14 pm
Contact:

Re: Horse Laughs

Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:54 am

Image Why is The Force like duct tape?

Image It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together.
Image It's not goodbye...it's just see you later.

Post Reply