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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:58 am
by PonyHag714
Image Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:58 am
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:05 am
by PonyHag714
Image What's a Canadian ghost's favorite food?

Image Boo-tine!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:38 pm
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:05 am
Image What's a Canadian ghost's favorite food?

Image Boo-tine!
:ghost:

(Also cute avatar :good: )

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:05 pm
by PonyHag714
Thanks :allears:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 8:23 am
by PonyHag714
Image The storm chaser was so fascinated by tornadoes that he tended to get carried away.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
Image The hair stylist was busy. She had a lot on her plait.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Image I couldn't find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows. It didn't work very well. I only got 20% off.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:28 am
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:10 am
by PonyHag714
Image When there's a sale on tennis balls it's first come first serve.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:01 am
by PonyHag714
Image When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:46 am
by PonyHag714
Image I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors the other week. I said “Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.”

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:14 am
by PonyHag714
Image The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:58 am
by Octavia
PonyHag714 wrote:
Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:46 am
Image I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors the other week. I said “Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.”
:good:
PonyHag714 wrote:
Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:14 am
Image The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.
:bluh:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
:flutterdear: What is it called when musicians go on the rampage, break into stores and steal things?

Image Luting.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:03 am
by PonyHag714
Image A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well. He was known to be bambidextrous.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:51 am
by PonyHag714
Image A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work. At the hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Image I bought some memory foam pillows but I’ve forgotten where I left them.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
Image A sign at a cemetery reads,"'No Trespassing, Violators Will Face Grave Charges"

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:08 pm
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote:
Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:51 am
Image A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work. At the hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.
I was hoping he'd be cured. :flutterdear:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:43 am
by PonyHag714
Image A friend replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:20 am
by PonyHag714
Image I saw a group of stallions waiting for a shave. It was a barber queue.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:59 am
by PonyHag714
Image What game do horses play at home?

Image Stable tennis.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:41 am
by PonyHag714
Image Where do shellfish go to borrow money?

Image The prawn broker.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:55 am
by PonyHag714
Image Pour hot water down a rabbit hole and you get a hot cross bunny.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
Image She collects mouthwash bottles, and they're all in mint condition.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:49 am
by PonyHag714
Image We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:07 am
by PonyHag714
Image I continually asked the track coach about joining the team but he just kept giving me the run-around.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:03 am
by PonyHag714
Image When a clock factory burned down there was some second hand smoke.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:49 am
by PonyHag714
Image Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:14 pm
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Image Cottage cheese diet: eating your curds and weigh.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
Image I went to see the Liberty Bell the other day. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:15 am
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:08 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why are pigs bad drivers?

:bluh: They hog the road.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Image Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:49 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:11 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Image Because it was an early bird.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:37 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the police officer give summer a ticket?

Image It was going by too fast.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:54 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why is The Force like duct tape?

Image It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together.