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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:58 am
by PonyHag714
Grocery store workers must let the customer decide if they want paper or plastic because baggers can't be choosers.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:58 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:05 am
by PonyHag714
What's a Canadian ghost's favorite food?
Boo-tine!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:38 pm
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:05 am
What's a Canadian ghost's favorite food?
Boo-tine!
(Also cute avatar
)
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:05 pm
by PonyHag714
Thanks
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2019 8:23 am
by PonyHag714
The storm chaser was so fascinated by tornadoes that he tended to get carried away.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2019 8:34 am
by PonyHag714
The hair stylist was busy. She had a lot on her plait.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
I couldn't find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows. It didn't work very well. I only got 20% off.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:28 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:10 am
by PonyHag714
When there's a sale on tennis balls it's first come first serve.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:01 am
by PonyHag714
When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:46 am
by PonyHag714
I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors the other week. I said “Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:14 am
by PonyHag714
The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:58 am
by Octavia
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:46 am
I got asked to leave a hall of mirrors the other week. I said “Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.”
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Mon Jul 08, 2019 8:14 am
The dessert chef was very smart. He had graduated Pie Baker Kappa.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
What is it called when musicians go on the rampage, break into stores and steal things?
Luting.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2019 8:03 am
by PonyHag714
A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well. He was known to be bambidextrous.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:51 am
by PonyHag714
A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work. At the hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
I bought some memory foam pillows but I’ve forgotten where I left them.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 8:29 am
by PonyHag714
A sign at a cemetery reads,"'No Trespassing, Violators Will Face Grave Charges"
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:08 pm
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:51 am
A pickle maker fell into one of the vats at work. At the hospital it was determined he had a brine injury.
I was hoping he'd be cured.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:43 am
by PonyHag714
A friend replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2019 8:20 am
by PonyHag714
I saw a group of stallions waiting for a shave. It was a barber queue.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:59 am
by PonyHag714
What game do horses play at home?
Stable tennis.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2019 8:41 am
by PonyHag714
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jul 18, 2019 7:55 am
by PonyHag714
Pour hot water down a rabbit hole and you get a hot cross bunny.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
She collects mouthwash bottles, and they're all in mint condition.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:49 am
by PonyHag714
We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:07 am
by PonyHag714
I continually asked the track coach about joining the team but he just kept giving me the run-around.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:03 am
by PonyHag714
When a clock factory burned down there was some second hand smoke.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 8:49 am
by PonyHag714
Whenever there is an earthquake the geologists are always quick to find fault.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:14 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
Cottage cheese diet: eating your curds and weigh.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:28 am
by PonyHag714
I went to see the Liberty Bell the other day. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:15 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Jul 26, 2019 9:08 am
by PonyHag714
Why are pigs bad drivers?
They hog the road.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:49 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2019 8:11 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2019 8:37 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the police officer give summer a ticket?
It was going by too fast.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:54 am
by PonyHag714
Why is The Force like duct tape?
It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together.