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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:54 am
by PonyHag714
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:30 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:38 am
by PonyHag714
What do you tell a fish when it’s overreacting?
You need to clam down.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:07 am
by PonyHag714
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the Stone Age.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:22 am
by PonyHag714
Why didn’t the taco chef show up for work today?
He had a bad queso the flu.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 8:42 am
by PonyHag714
Why do frogs always work at hotels?
They make good bellhops.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:43 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the shovel seek help for his friend?
He was looking pail.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:49 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call a baby potato?
Tater tots.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:33 am
by PonyHag714
What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding?
Omelettin’ it slide this time.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:45 am
by PonyHag714
Why is everypony who works at the keyboard factory so tired?
They put in a lot of shifts.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 5:41 pm
by ToastGhost
Man I missed a lot of
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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:39 am
by PonyHag714
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:16 am
by PonyHag714
What does one tectonic plate say when it bumps into another?
“Sorry. my fault!”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:15 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:08 am
by PonyHag714
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:47 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper?
A dust bunny.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:46 am
by PonyHag714
Why didn’t the egg want to hatch?
Because egg-sistence is a nightmare!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:15 pm
by ToastGhost
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:46 am
Why didn’t the egg want to hatch?
Because egg-sistence is a nightmare!
Profound.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:55 am
by PonyHag714
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore. I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:25 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
groan
that's a good one
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:18 am
by PonyHag714
Why is the ghost always buying new books?
He goes through them quickly.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:19 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
teehee
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:06 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Aug 17, 2019 7:35 am
by PonyHag714
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:48 am
by PonyHag714
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:52 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
nice
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call two Quidditch players who share a dorm?
Broom-mates!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:52 am
by PonyHag714
Did you hear about the guy who hates German sausage?
He always fears the wurst.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:48 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:22 am
by PonyHag714
How did the tourist say goodbye to the ocean?
“I’ll shore miss you!”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Why was the dog sad?
It had a ruff week.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:23 am
by PonyHag714
Did you hear about the birthday candle sale?
It was a big blowout!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Aug 23, 2019 7:50 pm
by Madeline
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:43 am
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every play has a cast.
Old, but
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:15 am
by PonyHag714
Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore…but he did have a hand in it.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:37 am
by PonyHag714
Why was the gardener so embarrassed?
He wet his plants!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
As soon as the bees were finished making their hive they threw a big house swarming party for the rest of the group.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:51 am
by PonyHag714
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let’s go for a spin!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:57 am
by Madeline
PonyHag714 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:51 am
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let’s go for a spin!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:10 am
by PonyHag714
What do flowers study in college?
STEM.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:11 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah