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:spike101: What do you call an educated tube?

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haha
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:ponder: How does a coniferous tree get ready for a date?

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Image What do you call friends you meet at culinary school?

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PonyHag714 wrote:
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Image How do pigs write top secret messages?

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:ohboy: What kind of music do ghosts like best?

:ghost: Sheet music.
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PonyHag714 wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:25 am
Image How do pigs write top secret messages?

Image With invisible oink!
But they wouldn't write public messages with regular oinks, they'd use their hooves. And all oinks are already invisible under normal circumstances. And they don't write messages. And invisible oinks isn't good security since you could just analyze the sound. And inaudible oinks wouldn't be much better as you could still detect it with the right microphone. Someone needs to teach these pigs about the limitations of security through obscurity. Call me when they're doing a Muddy-Hogman Key Exhange to transmit tons of MBs (massively big swine).
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 07, 2019 7:31 am

:ponder: Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house?

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:hilarious:
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