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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:09 am
by PonyHag714
:spike101: What do you call an educated tube?

Image A graduated cylinder.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:30 am
by PonyHag714
Image Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:55 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
groan

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:00 am
by PonyHag714
Image What is the difference between a nicely dressed mare on a tricycle and a poorly dressed mare on a bicycle?

Image A tire.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2019 12:54 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:42 am
by PonyHag714
:ponder: How does a coniferous tree get ready for a date?

Image They spruce themselves up.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:42 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the old lady make a ton of fish-eye soup?

:maud: Because it would see her through the week.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:53 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call friends you meet at culinary school?

Image Taste buds!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:53 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
good

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:01 am
by Madeline
PonyHag714 wrote:
Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:53 am
Image What do you call friends you meet at culinary school?

Image Taste buds!
:crack:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image How do pigs write top secret messages?

Image With invisible oink!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image What happens when you buy too much ice cream?

Image Breyer’s remorse.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:02 pm
by Mechanical Ape
:ohboy: What kind of music do ghosts like best?

:ghost: Sheet music.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:10 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why are pickles so calm?

Image Whatever happens, they dill with it.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:39 am
by diribigal
PonyHag714 wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:25 am
Image How do pigs write top secret messages?

Image With invisible oink!
But they wouldn't write public messages with regular oinks, they'd use their hooves. And all oinks are already invisible under normal circumstances. And they don't write messages. And invisible oinks isn't good security since you could just analyze the sound. And inaudible oinks wouldn't be much better as you could still detect it with the right microphone. Someone needs to teach these pigs about the limitations of security through obscurity. Call me when they're doing a Muddy-Hogman Key Exhange to transmit tons of MBs (massively big swine).

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Sep 07, 2019 7:31 am
by PonyHag714
:ponder: Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house?

Image She was having a bad hare day.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:51 am
by PonyHag714
Image When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:57 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:36 am
by PonyHag714
Image I asked a pony if she had a dollar. She said “No, but I have fore quarters.”

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:15 am
by PonyHag714
Image My girlfriend thought I’d never be able to make a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:35 am
by PonyHag714
Image How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

Image Put lox on it.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?

Image He couldn’t stream the video.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:10 am
by PonyHag714
Image I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:47 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?

Image She’s definitely plotting something.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:36 am
by PonyHag714
Image An amoeba named Max and his brother
Were sharing a drink with each other
In the midst of their quaffing
They split themselves laughing
And each of them now is a mother

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why do ponies keep asking Celestia to measure things?

Image Because she's the ruler of Equestria.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image Did you hear about the robbery at the Apple Store?

Image The police are looking for iWitnesses.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:04 am
by PonyHag714
Image What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?

Image Timber.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 9:11 am
by PonyHag714
Image How are false teeth like stars?

:unenthused: They come out at night.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2019 9:14 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:17 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why do melons have weddings?

Image Because they cantaloupe!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:22 am
by PonyHag714
Image My friend keeps saying "Cheer up, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know she means well.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:24 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
GOOD

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:19 pm
by ToastGhost
:hilarious:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image Doctor, I keep seeing an insect buzzing around me.

Image Don’t worry; that’s just a bug that’s going around.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image My friend keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter, but I'm on a roll now.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:59 am
by PonyHag714
Image I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:36 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Hah

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
Image How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment?

Image Tenants.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:08 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha