Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:46 am

Hey, I was thinking… 

I thought I smelled something burning.

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:23 pm

What did the sign in front of the witch’s house say?

“No Parking, Violators Will Be Toad”

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:59 am

An old teacher asked her students, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"

The student replied, "It is obviously past."

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Fri Sep 27, 2019 9:05 am

destroyed

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Sep 28, 2019 8:27 am

The little boy wouldn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:14 am

I had to give up my job as a plumber. It was just too draining.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:19 am

How do snails fight?

They slug it out.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:26 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:19 am

What did the guitar say to the musician?

Pick on someone your own size!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:40 am

I really like skim milk, but buttermilk is whey better.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:25 am

Why was the tea bag at the police station?

She was mugged in broad daylight!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:27 am

Why did the shovel seek help for his friend?

He was looking pail.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:47 am

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:11 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:26 am

As soon as the bees were finished making their hive they threw a big house swarming party for the rest of the group.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:27 am

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:28 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:25 am

Why did the cheese get in trouble?

It was up to no gouda.

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:29 pm

Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go. It’s a running joke.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:44 am

What do baby kangaroos wear when it’s cold out?

Jumpsuits.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:39 am

Working in a mirror factory is something I could totally see myself doing.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:41 am

Octavia · Post by **Octavia** (?) » Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:33 pm

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

Alamo'd

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:06 am

I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there, he said it was "Narnia Business".

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:07 am

Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Oct 12, 2019 7:51 am

Why was the pony taking lozenges?

She's a little hoarse.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:54 am

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:19 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:21 am

Why weren't there any worms on Noah's Ark?

Because worms come in apples, not pairs!

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:23 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:49 am

If you suffer from kleptomania, should you take something for it?

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:03 am

How is a an ocean harbor like a children's playground?

It has gulls and buoys.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:05 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:30 am

Who is the dirtiest robot?

Optimus Grime.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:32 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:06 am

A hole appeared in the highway, police are looking into it.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:07 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:16 am

We're not getting anywhere in geometry class. It feels like we're going in circles.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:04 am

IHOP (International House of Pancakes) is being taken over by the German Air Force. The company will change its name to "Luft Waffle".

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:23 am

Why are all mummies workaholics?

They're afraid to unwind.