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:bluh: I thought I smelled something burning.
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What did the sign in front of the witch’s house say?

“No Parking, Violators Will Be Toad”
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destroyed
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Image How do snails fight?

Image They slug it out.
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omg
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Image What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

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haha
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Image Why did the cheese get in trouble?

:unenthused: It was up to no gouda.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:29 pm

Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go. It’s a running joke.
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Image What do baby kangaroos wear when it’s cold out?

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:pinkieshrug: How does Davy Crockett like his pie?
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Image Why was the pony taking lozenges?

Image She's a little hoarse.
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:ponder: If you suffer from kleptomania, should you take something for it?
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:maud: They're afraid to unwind.
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