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Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:46 am
by PonyHag714
Hey, I was thinking…
I thought I smelled something burning.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:23 pm
by Mechanical Ape
What did the sign in front of the witch’s house say?
“No Parking, Violators Will Be Toad”
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:59 am
by PonyHag714
An old teacher asked her students, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"
The student replied, "It is obviously past."
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 9:05 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
destroyed
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
The little boy wouldn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:14 am
by PonyHag714
I had to give up my job as a plumber. It was just too draining.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
How do snails fight?
They slug it out.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:26 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
omg
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
What did the guitar say to the musician?
Pick on someone your own size!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:40 am
by PonyHag714
I really like skim milk, but buttermilk is whey better.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Why was the tea bag at the police station?
She was mugged in broad daylight!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the shovel seek help for his friend?
He was looking pail.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:47 am
by PonyHag714
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:11 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:26 am
by PonyHag714
As soon as the bees were finished making their hive they threw a big house swarming party for the rest of the group.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:27 am
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:28 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
nice
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:29 pm
by Mechanical Ape
Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go. It’s a running joke.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:44 am
by PonyHag714
What do baby kangaroos wear when it’s cold out?
Jumpsuits.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:39 am
by PonyHag714
Working in a mirror factory is something I could totally see myself doing.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:41 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:33 pm
by Octavia
How does Davy Crockett like his pie?
Alamo'd
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:06 am
by PonyHag714
I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there, he said it was "Narnia Business".
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:07 am
by PonyHag714
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?
Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 7:51 am
by PonyHag714
Why was the pony taking lozenges?
She's a little hoarse.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:54 am
by PonyHag714
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:19 pm
by ToastGhost
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
Why weren't there any worms on Noah's Ark?
Because worms come in apples, not pairs!
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:23 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:49 am
by PonyHag714
If you suffer from kleptomania, should you take something for it?
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:03 am
by PonyHag714
How is a an ocean harbor like a children's playground?
It has gulls and buoys.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:05 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:30 am
by PonyHag714
Who is the dirtiest robot?
Optimus Grime.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:32 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:06 am
by PonyHag714
A hole appeared in the highway, police are looking into it.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:07 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:16 am
by PonyHag714
We're not getting anywhere in geometry class. It feels like we're going in circles.
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:04 am
by PonyHag714
IHOP (International House of Pancakes) is being taken over by the German Air Force. The company will change its name to "Luft Waffle".
Re: Horse Laughs
Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:23 am
by PonyHag714
Why are all mummies workaholics?
They're afraid to unwind.