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Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:46 am
by PonyHag714
Image Hey, I was thinking…


:bluh: I thought I smelled something burning.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:23 pm
by Mechanical Ape
What did the sign in front of the witch’s house say?

“No Parking, Violators Will Be Toad”

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:59 am
by PonyHag714
Image An old teacher asked her students, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"

Image The student replied, "It is obviously past."

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Sep 27, 2019 9:05 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
destroyed

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Sep 28, 2019 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image The little boy wouldn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:14 am
by PonyHag714
Image I had to give up my job as a plumber. It was just too draining.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
Image How do snails fight?

Image They slug it out.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:26 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
omg

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:19 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the guitar say to the musician?

Image Pick on someone your own size!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:40 am
by PonyHag714
Image I really like skim milk, but buttermilk is whey better.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why was the tea bag at the police station?

Image She was mugged in broad daylight!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:27 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the shovel seek help for his friend?

Image He was looking pail.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:47 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Image Laughing stock.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:11 pm
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:26 am
by PonyHag714
Image As soon as the bees were finished making their hive they threw a big house swarming party for the rest of the group.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:27 am
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:28 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
nice

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:25 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why did the cheese get in trouble?

:unenthused: It was up to no gouda.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:29 pm
by Mechanical Ape
Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go. It’s a running joke.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:44 am
by PonyHag714
Image What do baby kangaroos wear when it’s cold out?

Image Jumpsuits.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:39 am
by PonyHag714
Image Working in a mirror factory is something I could totally see myself doing.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:41 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:33 pm
by Octavia
:pinkieshrug: How does Davy Crockett like his pie?
:twasnothin: Alamo'd

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:06 am
by PonyHag714
Image I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there, he said it was "Narnia Business".

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:07 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

Image Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Oct 12, 2019 7:51 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why was the pony taking lozenges?

Image She's a little hoarse.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:54 am
by PonyHag714
Image What did the tree do when the bank closed?

Image It started its own branch.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:19 pm
by ToastGhost
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:21 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why weren't there any worms on Noah's Ark?

Image Because worms come in apples, not pairs!

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:23 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:49 am
by PonyHag714
:ponder: If you suffer from kleptomania, should you take something for it?

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:03 am
by PonyHag714
Image How is a an ocean harbor like a children's playground?

Image It has gulls and buoys.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:05 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
hah

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:30 am
by PonyHag714
Image Who is the dirtiest robot?

Image Optimus Grime.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:32 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
:good:

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:06 am
by PonyHag714
Image A hole appeared in the highway, police are looking into it.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:07 am
by DaikatunaRevengeance
haha

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:16 am
by PonyHag714
Image We're not getting anywhere in geometry class. It feels like we're going in circles.

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:04 am
by PonyHag714
Image IHOP (International House of Pancakes) is being taken over by the German Air Force. The company will change its name to "Luft Waffle".

Re: Horse Laughs

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:23 am
by PonyHag714
Image Why are all mummies workaholics?

:maud: They're afraid to unwind.