Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:54 am

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Wed Jul 31, 2019 11:30 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:38 am

What do you tell a fish when it’s overreacting?

You need to clam down.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Aug 02, 2019 9:07 am

When were rock puns the funniest?

During the Stone Age.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:22 am

Why didn’t the taco chef show up for work today?

He had a bad queso the flu.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Aug 04, 2019 8:42 am

Why do frogs always work at hotels?

They make good bellhops.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Aug 05, 2019 8:43 am

Why did the shovel seek help for his friend?

He was looking pail.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Aug 06, 2019 8:49 am

What do you call a baby potato?

Tater tots.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:33 am

What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding?

Omelettin’ it slide this time.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:45 am

Why is everypony who works at the keyboard factory so tired?

They put in a lot of shifts.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Thu Aug 08, 2019 5:41 pm

Man I missed a lot of

and

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:39 am

Where does a ghost go on vacation?

Mali-boo.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Aug 10, 2019 8:16 am

What does one tectonic plate say when it bumps into another?

“Sorry. my fault!”

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:15 am

Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?

They figured it was the best way to break the ice.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:08 am

What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?

“You make me melt.”

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:47 am

What do you call a rabbit housekeeper?

A dust bunny.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:46 am

Why didn’t the egg want to hatch?

Because egg-sistence is a nightmare!

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:15 pm

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:46 am
Why didn’t the egg want to hatch?

Because egg-sistence is a nightmare!

Profound.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Aug 15, 2019 7:55 am

My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore. I sent him a Get Well Soon card.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:25 am

groan

that's a good one

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:18 am

Why is the ghost always buying new books?

He goes through them quickly.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 8:19 am

teehee

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:06 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Aug 17, 2019 7:35 am

What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?

You deserve butter.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:48 am

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

It’s pasture bedtime.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:52 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Aug 19, 2019 8:21 am

What do you call two Quidditch players who share a dorm?

Broom-mates!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Aug 20, 2019 8:52 am

Did you hear about the guy who hates German sausage?

He always fears the wurst.

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Tue Aug 20, 2019 6:48 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:22 am

How did the tourist say goodbye to the ocean?

“I’ll shore miss you!”

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:27 am

Why was the dog sad?

It had a ruff week.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Aug 23, 2019 8:23 am

Did you hear about the birthday candle sale?

It was a big blowout!

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Fri Aug 23, 2019 7:50 pm

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 03, 2019 7:43 am
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Because every play has a cast.

Old, but

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Aug 24, 2019 8:15 am

Napoleon may not have designed the coat he wore…but he did have a hand in it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Aug 25, 2019 8:37 am

Why was the gardener so embarrassed?

He wet his plants!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Aug 26, 2019 8:35 am

As soon as the bees were finished making their hive they threw a big house swarming party for the rest of the group.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:51 am

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Let’s go for a spin!

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:57 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Tue Aug 27, 2019 8:51 am
What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Let’s go for a spin!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:10 am

What do flowers study in college?

STEM.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Aug 28, 2019 8:11 am