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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:09 am

:spike101: What do you call an educated tube?

Image A graduated cylinder.
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Image Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.
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groan
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:00 am

Image What is the difference between a nicely dressed mare on a tricycle and a poorly dressed mare on a bicycle?

Image A tire.
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haha
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:ponder: How does a coniferous tree get ready for a date?

Image They spruce themselves up.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:42 am

Image Why did the old lady make a ton of fish-eye soup?

:maud: Because it would see her through the week.
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Image What do you call friends you meet at culinary school?

Image Taste buds!
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good
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PonyHag714 wrote:
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Image What do you call friends you meet at culinary school?

Image Taste buds!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:25 am

Image How do pigs write top secret messages?

Image With invisible oink!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:27 am

Image What happens when you buy too much ice cream?

Image Breyer’s remorse.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:02 pm

:ohboy: What kind of music do ghosts like best?

:ghost: Sheet music.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:10 am

Image Why are pickles so calm?

Image Whatever happens, they dill with it.
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PonyHag714 wrote:
Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:25 am
Image How do pigs write top secret messages?

Image With invisible oink!
But they wouldn't write public messages with regular oinks, they'd use their hooves. And all oinks are already invisible under normal circumstances. And they don't write messages. And invisible oinks isn't good security since you could just analyze the sound. And inaudible oinks wouldn't be much better as you could still detect it with the right microphone. Someone needs to teach these pigs about the limitations of security through obscurity. Call me when they're doing a Muddy-Hogman Key Exhange to transmit tons of MBs (massively big swine).
ImageImageImage Very math.

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 07, 2019 7:31 am

:ponder: Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house?

Image She was having a bad hare day.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:51 am

Image When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:57 am

hah
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:36 am

Image I asked a pony if she had a dollar. She said “No, but I have fore quarters.”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:15 am

Image My girlfriend thought I’d never be able to make a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:35 am

Image How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

Image Put lox on it.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:27 am

Image Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?

Image He couldn’t stream the video.
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Image I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.
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Image Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:36 am

Image An amoeba named Max and his brother
Were sharing a drink with each other
In the midst of their quaffing
They split themselves laughing
And each of them now is a mother
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Image Why do ponies keep asking Celestia to measure things?

Image Because she's the ruler of Equestria.
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Image Did you hear about the robbery at the Apple Store?

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Image What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?

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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 19, 2019 9:11 am

Image How are false teeth like stars?

:unenthused: They come out at night.
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haha
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Image Why do melons have weddings?

Image Because they cantaloupe!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:22 am

Image My friend keeps saying "Cheer up, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know she means well.
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GOOD
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:hilarious:
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Image Doctor, I keep seeing an insect buzzing around me.

Image Don’t worry; that’s just a bug that’s going around.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:25 am

Image My friend keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter, but I'm on a roll now.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:59 am

Image I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.
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Hah
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Sep 25, 2019 8:19 am

Image How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment?

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haha
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