Horse Laughs

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Aug 29, 2019 8:09 am

What do you call an educated tube?

A graduated cylinder.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Aug 30, 2019 8:30 am

Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:55 am

groan

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Aug 31, 2019 9:00 am

What is the difference between a nicely dressed mare on a tricycle and a poorly dressed mare on a bicycle?

A tire.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sat Aug 31, 2019 12:54 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:42 am

How does a coniferous tree get ready for a date?

They spruce themselves up.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:42 am

Why did the old lady make a ton of fish-eye soup?

Because it would see her through the week.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:53 am

What do you call friends you meet at culinary school?

Taste buds!

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:53 am

Madeline · Post by **Madeline** (?) » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:01 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:53 am
What do you call friends you meet at culinary school?

Taste buds!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:25 am

How do pigs write top secret messages?

With invisible oink!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:27 am

What happens when you buy too much ice cream?

Breyer’s remorse.

Mechanical Ape · Post by **Mechanical Ape** (?) » Thu Sep 05, 2019 11:02 pm

What kind of music do ghosts like best?

Sheet music.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:10 am

Why are pickles so calm?

Whatever happens, they dill with it.

diribigal · Post by **diribigal** (?) » Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:39 am

PonyHag714 wrote: ↑
Wed Sep 04, 2019 8:25 am
How do pigs write top secret messages?

With invisible oink!

But they wouldn't write public messages with regular oinks, they'd use their hooves. And all oinks are already invisible under normal circumstances. And they don't write messages. And invisible oinks isn't good security since you could just analyze the sound. And inaudible oinks wouldn't be much better as you could still detect it with the right microphone. Someone needs to teach these pigs about the limitations of security through obscurity. Call me when they're doing a Muddy-Hogman Key Exhange to transmit tons of MBs (massively big swine).

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Sep 07, 2019 7:31 am

Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house?

She was having a bad hare day.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:51 am

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:57 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Sep 09, 2019 7:36 am

I asked a pony if she had a dollar. She said “No, but I have fore quarters.”

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:15 am

My girlfriend thought I’d never be able to make a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:35 am

How do you keep a bagel from getting away?

Put lox on it.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Sep 12, 2019 8:27 am

Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?

He couldn’t stream the video.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Sep 13, 2019 9:10 am

I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:47 am

Why should you worry about the math teacher holding graph paper?

She’s definitely plotting something.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:36 am

An amoeba named Max and his brother
Were sharing a drink with each other
In the midst of their quaffing
They split themselves laughing
And each of them now is a mother

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Sep 16, 2019 7:44 am

Why do ponies keep asking Celestia to measure things?

Because she's the ruler of Equestria.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 17, 2019 8:27 am

Did you hear about the robbery at the Apple Store?

The police are looking for iWitnesses.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:04 am

What’s a tree’s favorite dating app?

Timber.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Thu Sep 19, 2019 9:11 am

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Thu Sep 19, 2019 9:14 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Fri Sep 20, 2019 8:17 am

Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe!

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:22 am

My friend keeps saying "Cheer up, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know she means well.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Sat Sep 21, 2019 8:24 am

ToastGhost · Post by **ToastGhost** (?) » Sat Sep 21, 2019 12:19 pm

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Sun Sep 22, 2019 8:25 am

Doctor, I keep seeing an insect buzzing around me.

Don’t worry; that’s just a bug that’s going around.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:25 am

My friend keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter, but I'm on a roll now.

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:59 am

I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Tue Sep 24, 2019 8:36 am

PonyHag714 · Post by **PonyHag714** (?) » Wed Sep 25, 2019 8:19 am

How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment?

Tenants.

DaikatunaRevengeance · Post by **DaikatunaRevengeance** (?) » Wed Sep 25, 2019 10:08 am