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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:46 am

Image Hey, I was thinking…


:bluh: I thought I smelled something burning.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Sep 26, 2019 7:23 pm

What did the sign in front of the witch’s house say?

“No Parking, Violators Will Be Toad”
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Sep 27, 2019 8:59 am

Image An old teacher asked her students, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?"

Image The student replied, "It is obviously past."
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destroyed
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Sep 28, 2019 8:27 am

Image The little boy wouldn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:14 am

Image I had to give up my job as a plumber. It was just too draining.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:19 am

Image How do snails fight?

Image They slug it out.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Mon Sep 30, 2019 8:26 am

omg
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 01, 2019 8:19 am

Image What did the guitar say to the musician?

Image Pick on someone your own size!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 02, 2019 8:40 am

Image I really like skim milk, but buttermilk is whey better.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 03, 2019 8:25 am

Image Why was the tea bag at the police station?

Image She was mugged in broad daylight!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:27 am

Image Why did the shovel seek help for his friend?

Image He was looking pail.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 05, 2019 7:47 am

Image What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Image Laughing stock.
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sat Oct 05, 2019 4:11 pm

haha
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:26 am

Image As soon as the bees were finished making their hive they threw a big house swarming party for the rest of the group.
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:27 am

:good:
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Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:28 am

nice
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 07, 2019 8:25 am

Image Why did the cheese get in trouble?

:unenthused: It was up to no gouda.
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Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:29 pm

Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go. It’s a running joke.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 08, 2019 8:44 am

Image What do baby kangaroos wear when it’s cold out?

Image Jumpsuits.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Wed Oct 09, 2019 7:39 am

Image Working in a mirror factory is something I could totally see myself doing.
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:good:
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Post by Octavia (?) » Wed Oct 09, 2019 12:33 pm

:pinkieshrug: How does Davy Crockett like his pie?
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Thu Oct 10, 2019 8:06 am

Image I asked the lion in my wardrobe what he was doing there, he said it was "Narnia Business".
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:07 am

Image Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

Image Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 12, 2019 7:51 am

Image Why was the pony taking lozenges?

Image She's a little hoarse.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:54 am

Image What did the tree do when the bank closed?

Image It started its own branch.
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Post by ToastGhost (?) » Sun Oct 13, 2019 3:19 pm

:good:
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:21 am

Image Why weren't there any worms on Noah's Ark?

Image Because worms come in apples, not pairs!
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Tue Oct 15, 2019 7:49 am

:ponder: If you suffer from kleptomania, should you take something for it?
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Image How is a an ocean harbor like a children's playground?

Image It has gulls and buoys.
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hah
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Image Who is the dirtiest robot?

Image Optimus Grime.
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haha
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:16 am

Image We're not getting anywhere in geometry class. It feels like we're going in circles.
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:04 am

Image IHOP (International House of Pancakes) is being taken over by the German Air Force. The company will change its name to "Luft Waffle".
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Post by PonyHag714 (?) » Mon Oct 21, 2019 8:23 am

Image Why are all mummies workaholics?

:maud: They're afraid to unwind.
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