I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
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- Demeh
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I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
and there's only 9
this is a fucking outrage
this is a fucking outrage
- Mechanical Ape
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
Take one piece and cut it in half, voila, ten pieces
it is witchcraft
it is witchcraft
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- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
i have consumed most of them while filled with a primal rage
i have shown the scattered remains of the ones i murdered to the others, so that they may know their fate in advance
i have shown the scattered remains of the ones i murdered to the others, so that they may know their fate in advance
- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
death will come to all those who defy me
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
You should be glad you got any at all, i wouldn't buy a package with -2 pieces in the first place ^^
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- Gloomy Rube
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
if there were 12 of them would you have just left it in the freezer since they didn't defy you and thus shouldn't be consumed?
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
also if there was 13 would that be defying you or going beyond the call of duty
- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR LOGIC
- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
MY CURRENT AVATAR REALLY ISN'T SHOWING THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION
- DaikatunaRevengeance
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
akko is you before realizing there weren't enough chicken wings
- Gloomy Rube
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
oh I thought your avatar was your current expression when posting
- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
so much sass going on
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- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
peeps i miscounted there were actually ten
- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
dont ask me how i figured this out good night
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
wow so you murdered 9 chicken wings on a misunderstanding.
- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
I murdered six chicken wings on a misunderstanding
- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
chicken wing redemption arc complete
- Gloomy Rube
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
will the remaining four be given compensation
- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
I'll eat them joyfully tomorrow
- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
death comes to those who aid me
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- Gloomy Rube
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
I will take the opposite stance, anyone who aids or defies me will be immortal
- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
no im serious the inevitability of death is quite serious and i don't think we'll be fixing it in this life it doesn't matter whether you aid or defy me death will come for you
im going to sleep now enjoy existentialism good night
im going to sleep now enjoy existentialism good night
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
too bad I made all people who read this immortal, defying demeh for the final time
- DaikatunaRevengeance
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
demeh getting existential over chicken wings
- Mechanical Ape
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
I found the categorical imperative and it’s chicken wings
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
go back and demand a refund
or are you too chicken
or are you too chicken
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- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
DON'T ASK ME HOW I FIGURED THIS OUT GOOD NIGHT
- Demeh
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces
(no they were still on my plate)