I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

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I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:41 am

and there's only 9

this is a fucking outrage

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:08 pm

Take one piece and cut it in half, voila, ten pieces

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:10 pm

eat them angrily
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:36 pm

i have consumed most of them while filled with a primal rage

i have shown the scattered remains of the ones i murdered to the others, so that they may know their fate in advance

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:36 pm

death will come to all those who defy me

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Lorce (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:12 pm

You should be glad you got any at all, i wouldn't buy a package with -2 pieces in the first place ^^

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 1:34 pm

Lorce wrote:
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You should be glad you got any at all, i wouldn't buy a package with -2 pieces in the first place ^^
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:49 pm

Demeh wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 12:36 pm
death will come to all those who defy me
if there were 12 of them would you have just left it in the freezer since they didn't defy you and thus shouldn't be consumed?
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 3:49 pm

also if there was 13 would that be defying you or going beyond the call of duty
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 4:57 pm

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR LOGIC

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 4:58 pm

MY CURRENT AVATAR REALLY ISN'T SHOWING THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:01 pm

akko is you before realizing there weren't enough chicken wings
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:01 pm

oh I thought your avatar was your current expression when posting
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:03 pm

so much sass going on

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:04 pm

wait a minute

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:04 pm

Demeh wrote:
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wait a minute
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:06 pm

peeps i miscounted there were actually ten

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:07 pm

dont ask me how i figured this out good night

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:10 pm

wow so you murdered 9 chicken wings on a misunderstanding.
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:11 pm

I murdered six chicken wings on a misunderstanding

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:11 pm

chicken wing redemption arc complete

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:11 pm

will the remaining four be given compensation
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:12 pm

I'll eat them joyfully tomorrow

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:13 pm

death comes to those who aid me

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:14 pm

pretty hecked up
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:14 pm

I will take the opposite stance, anyone who aids or defies me will be immortal
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:16 pm

no im serious the inevitability of death is quite serious and i don't think we'll be fixing it in this life it doesn't matter whether you aid or defy me death will come for you

im going to sleep now enjoy existentialism good night

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Gloomy Rube (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:17 pm

too bad I made all people who read this immortal, defying demeh for the final time
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by DaikatunaRevengeance (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:55 pm

demeh getting existential over chicken wings
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Mechanical Ape (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 7:14 pm

I found the categorical imperative and it’s chicken wings
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Princess Flufflebutt (?) » Thu Nov 07, 2019 8:18 pm

go back and demand a refund

or are you too chicken
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Octavia (?) » Mon Nov 11, 2019 12:42 pm

Demeh wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 5:07 pm
dont ask me how i figured this out good night
Counting bones in the trash?
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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:48 am

DON'T ASK ME HOW I FIGURED THIS OUT GOOD NIGHT

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Re: I bought a package of chicken wings that said 10-12 pieces

Post by Demeh (?) » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:48 am

(no they were still on my plate)

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